sorry Bonebag

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

This is acually somehow super motivating

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

I LOVE LIBRARY

WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

see she gets it

every year i'm on this site the color of the sky gets weirder

@justcallmedom31

HOLY SHIT

WOOAH

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

@transmasc-wizard trusted canadian moot please verify I’m baffled

this basically all looks right except sometimes work related distances are in metric too (mainly if you work in construction). but like yeah

Mario Adrion

Its kind of asking how you cope with the lack of parking spaces when someone doesnt own a car

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back