Welcome to My Abode

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

people are obsessed with how they look and how other people look. close your eyes

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

*slaps ur ass* good post good post

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die