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the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

Special shout out to one of the gemcraft games which decided that it would be Cool And Interesting to have some special monsters which continued to move while the game was paused. And like, yes, I totally recognize that you are making an interesting artistic statement but also I am losing this level because my cat is throwing up and fuck you.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum