You hear a faint typing noise.

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

so much emotions

This is my FAVOURITE THING

@centaurself

THEY WORKED TOGETHER ON YYH!!!! THEY LEFT LITTLE NOTES FOR EACH OTHER IN THE MARGINS!

one of the [many] reasons autism goes undiagnosed is because autism is genetic and families are always more likely to notice traits that stand out. little Sam doesn’t like broccoli and flinches at loud noises and cries if you make him wear jeans but so does his dad and so does his dad’s mom, so obviously it can’t be that strange, right? nothing to worry about. and Karen can’t sit in quiet places and she fidgets constantly with her skin and she speaks so fast no one can understand her, just like her aunt and her mom, so it’s not a big deal, obviously. if you’re thinking about getting a diagnosis but keep telling yourself it’s ‘normal’ - it really isn’t, that may well just be your family.

THIS!!! So many times This!

This is why nobody in my family caught on to my neurodivergencies until I was a teen. I was just weird like my dad…

WHAT THE FUCK

WTF!!!!!!

Here’s the follow-up article as a link: L.I. woman who sued over nightmarish stay in Harlem Hospital psych ward loses lawsuit: ‘I’m crazy because of this verdict!’

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

autonomous spagetts

BEHOLD, A MAN

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.” (Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

@pennyanddime

this is a masterpiece omg

The world is gonna end but we’ll be memeing to the last possible moment

@thatdoodlebug

I love the entire internet today.

I showed this to my parents and mum is questioning reality and dad pissed himself laughing

Please watch the video I’m wheezing

I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

the bears will be in eventually

He nyooms

im DYING

WHO WILL BE NEXT TO DIE

EXIT STAGE!! EXIT STAGE!!!

These are all clearly werewolves. Y'all ain’t slick

Concept: the Silmarillion, in the style of Lemony Snicket

“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a workshop and you decide that the Silmarils would look better in your crown, and you simply grab the Silmarils and take them there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the Silmarils, take them to your fortress, and eat them.”

“Now, “in the dark” is a term meaning that one is not aware of something that is going on, and has very little to do with physical light, or the lack of such a thing. If it is a bright sunny day and you are sitting in a park and you have no idea that buried beneath your picnic spot is a treasure chest then you are in the dark not in the dark, and if it is the dead of night and you are traipsing through the woods and you are entirely aware that you are being followed by a troupe of ballerinas then you are not in the dark in the dark, and if you are sitting at your kitchen table working and you are so intent on your work that you do not even realize night has fallen then you are in the dark about being in the dark in the dark, until you look up and find yourself no longer in the dark about being in the dark in the dark. And immediately after Melkor extinguished the Trees, all of Valinor found itself very comprehensively in the dark.“

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats, or, in Finrod’s case, werewolves.”