Evil sapphics defense attorney

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

cunk on alternia

So, is the different blood color thing like, kids these days dying their hair. No. No? Huh, so I can't dye mine? Unfortunate.

"Unlike us filthy, backwards humans and our only one person for everything romance system, Alternians have designed a more modern, sleek, and open system called 'Quadrants.' In this revolutionary romantic system, you can only have one person for a select set of things, and friends don't exist. Well, that's implying straight couples allow each other to have friends, but I digress."

"Welcome to Alternia, a planet full of fascinating wildlife generously described as "A little better than hell on Earth." Given it's an entirely different planet, I don't know how it can be compared to a town in Indiana, but I digress. Today, we're here to find out if the trolls- the unfortunately named sapient species of the planet, have their own version of Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam. Can I listen to it? Is it any good? These questions, among many others, will be answered today."