What do you desire?

WE NEED TO GET OUR ASS ON TWITTER AND TWEET, TWEET, TWEET! GET MAD, GET ANGRY, GET HOPEFUL, GET TO TWEETING!!!!!!!!

HE is so thankful for what we’re doing! #savelucifer

Oh, well, that is perfect, Detective. My shenanigans leading to a break in the case? That is quintessential Deckerstar. And the eye roll. Now you’re getting it. 

Lucifer! I’m here. You wanted to see me? Yes, I wanted to check on you. That you were back to being the good detective. “The good detective”? Well, I like our partnership much better when you do all the work and I’m the fun, irresponsible one. Oh. Yeah. I did get a little carried away at that reunion. Just a smidge. You know, it made me realize something. All of that high school drama that I missed out on, the girly gossip, the hallway crushes, all those school dances that’s just not who I am. I like being the responsible adult. Right. So you no longer desire any of that high school poppycock? No.

I’ve come to talk to your boss. About a shooting. Okay, I thought you had my back on this. If the department finds out what really happened, I could lose my badge. What, you mean the fact that you shot me on purpose?  I told you I was sorry about that. And I feel badly, I do.

stop playing with my damn emotions