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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ my name is jennie!
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i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)
everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell
Their outfits in the bar scene is so precious to me.
We have #ourshane who is dripped out in his "I'm in my millionaire hot shot outfit that I hired a stylist to pick out specifically to woo my man's pants off, you think this gives off 'I want you to rearrange my guts and then rearrange your opinions on us being together' " outfit, beelining to #ourilya who looks like death has warmed over despite wearing his "look at me, I am so nonchalant, in my floral print shirt and short shorts that I got as an inside joke only I know, #bitchface #russian-smoulder ...haha, I'm not pining for a man who's joggers I've shoved my face into to breathe in his scent after he made me meet god on my couch and left me there to rot in memories of us as our cum dried on my stomach" outfit.
Shane in his mind is already 5 steps ahead, he's had a honest talk about himself, has had his epiphanies and he's already quietly worked out a plan to execute in the background and is ready to have.a.talk.with.his.man. ain't nothing gonna stop him from bulldozing the wall that ilya has built up. He's determined 💪 he's got a one track mind. Win ilya back and Win the all stars game. PERIODT.
Ilya on the other hand is fucking bracing for impact going, awh fuck he's gonna break up with me and I'm wearing a floral shirt.... he's gonna tell me he's gonna marry rose landry and I'm wearing a floral shirt...he's gonna tell me he doesn't need me anymore and I'm wearing a floral shirt... I'm gonna lose him forever and I'm wearing. a .goddamed. floral. shirt. ....*record scratch* wait a damn minute, He what?
.....oh my fucking god, this beautiful fucking idiot got himself a stylist!?
OMFG I'm going to DEVOUR himmmmmm.
Ilya, in a Hawaiian shirt that makes him feel stupid, terrified Shane is secretly engaged to a literal movie star, on the knife edge of elation and despair: so how’s your girlfriend
Shane, on a mission, already forgot he was informed he was gay five minutes ago, half bricked up and ready to rub it on his man: who?
ep5 you will always be famous to me i literally don't care
I think Ilya, as a retired party boy, absolutely loves a wedding because it’s like microdosing a club.
Ilya gets so excited when he and Shane get invited to weddings. He loves coordinating their suits and taking cute pictures outside the venue. He’s crying during the ceremony and squeezing Shane’s hand.
At the reception, he’s dancing with toddlers and grandmas. He’s making a toast. He’s slow dancing with his husband. He’s taking shots with the groomsmen and then, again, with the bridesmaids. He’s dragging Shane to the photo booth and is like “ok and now we do a silly one”. When it gets late in the night and the dance floor is full, he is bending over in front of Shane to Yeah! by Usher. Then he’s turning Shane around and pulling their hips together and whispering the lyrics to Don’t Stop The Music by Rihanna in his ear. His tie is around his head. He gets lost and is found smoking a cigar with someone’s uncle.
At the after party, he’s putting his black card down and is covering the entire tab. They’re closing the hotel bar down.
And at the end of the night, he’s sliding up to Shane like “so did you bring a date? How about we take this back to my room?” He’s fucking his husband into the mattress all night and is absolutely calling for a late check out.
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shane and ilya creating a joint bank account and making the excuse it’s for the irina foundation (there is a completely different non profit account for that) but they’re soooooo giddy about a joint bank account that they both have access to… i think shane would use it for “shared” expenses like groceries and ilya would use it for mcdonald’s so shane can see that on the statement and get annoyed.
ilya is drunk and mumbling ‘missss jane. m’mybaby’
naturally the whole boston team now thinks he knocked jane up and has been hiding his child in canada
turns out the ‘baby’ in question is a 6’, 200 lbs hockey player who could destroy them with his excellent backhand in the blink of an eye
shane and ilya at their daughter's peewee hockey game, judging the FUCK out of the coach for roster mismanagement and mediocre in-game adjustments.
(they don't realise that this is a middle school annual tournament for kids and not the NHL playoffs)
Shane touching Ilya's face when they kiss is my one of my favorite things ever
Op for your consideration:
the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder
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ilya was wearing no shirt and slutty sweatpants with his curls perfectly styled and 24 cans of ginger ale stocked in his fridge, truly a man on a mission
*coming out to hades*
this was literally the significant other / significant annoyance scene in the hidden oracle
So you know the scene when stymphalian birds attack CHB while they're chariot racing because Tantalus is there. Little Will Solace is there somewhere freaking out after he thought he was safe from them at camp?
posting my hollanov edit on here bc it flopped on every other platform
icb it's flopping u ate with this one genuinely 😭
okay but: nico sending lil notes and snacks to will via the cocoa puffs while will's grinding his ass off in the infirmary and the other campers getting used to the really nice, really overworked sunshine healer guy having incarnations of darkness and misery swarming him with the cutest, most random stuff ever. everyone in CHB becomes a solangelo shipper because it's so adorable and nico is unsecretly very smug about it, even though will frequently has to call his boyfriend like "nico, babe, i'm performing open heart surgery with craft scissors and a thirteen-year-old as my assistant. why is jealousy gnawing on my foot and trying to get me to accept a pop-tart". this continues when will goes to med school: he's in the middle of lectures and five blobs of darkness come up to him with a half-eaten pastry and some unsuspecting mortal who can see through the mist in his class is wondering what the fuck is going on why does that guy have a miniscule shadow the hedgehog giving him a pastry i think i drank too much coffee
If I may—
(Also many thanks to @femme-plant-mom for bringing this brilliant idea to my attention)
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self regulating all by yourself, handsome?
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I need him so bad
