Imagine If Tom Hiddleston Was Your Divorce Lawyer

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

How dare you say we wanna eat someone from the inside. Cannibalism is wrong

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

the thing w female characters is that they are going to be hated anyway - as will be the actresses (which is inexcusable to be clear, but unfortunately a thing that happens) - so why not just let them be these fully dimensional characters who are as atrocious and as grandiose as the male characters around them. the lovers will love it and the understanders will understand, and who else is worth paying any attention to anyway

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there