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It’s said that humans used “unspeakable dark magic” to kill the Dragon King.

But what kind of dark magic spell?

I was re-watching season 2, and I have a theory.

So, in episode 6, “Heart of a Titan,” in his letter to Callum, Harrow says he got his revenge on Xadia. We can assume that he means revenge for killing Sarai.

Then we have the scene where Viren is preparing a dark magic spell.

This scene.

What do we have here?

First, there’s a spear. But, I assume, not just any spear. It’s Sarai’s spear.

Next, I want to direct your attention to the table in the foreground. We have a glass container. The same container that we’ve seen used for the locator spell.

Then, next to it, we have what looks to be a unicorn’s horn. The creators have said that unicorns exist in Xadia, and they were poached for their horns to be used for dark magic.

Now, this is pure speculation at this point, but in common folklore, unicorns are associated with purity and innocence, and are against or shun anyone who lacks innocence or purity.

Or, you know, anyone who is guilty.

There’s likely more to the spell than what we see here. It would take a LOT of power to kill something as big as the Dragon King, after all.

Still, we have:

1) A spear, whose owner was murdered

2) A locator spell

3) Magic of innocence, an antagonist to guilt.

(griffinmcelroy)

4…3..2..FUCK YOU 

See, back in 2011, when Homestuck was at its peak popularity, mspaintadventures.com was getting over a million hits a day.  It outpaced a couple of the top news sites at the time put together–I think one of them was CNN.com, actually, but it’s been almost a decade, I can’t remember which ones specifically.  If you see cosplayers having minor PTSD breakdowns about gray facepaint, it’s because we were everywhere at conventions.  Homestuck fans roved in packs, meming incomprehensibly on people and generally making a nuisance of ourselves in the most well-meaning manner possible.

Hussie knew that he was about to drop thirteen minutes of footage on millions of rabid fans, in the form of a flash video that messed with the very structure of the website itself.  (No, seriously, it was mind-blowing at the time.)

So he partnered with Newgrounds, getting them to host the flash itself, hoping it would keep his own website from shattering into a million pieces.

Now, at the time, Newgrounds was one of the biggest deals on the internet.  It’s where every major Flash artist and video maker went to upload their creations.  It was a lawless wasteland, but it was also a creative bastion that got TONS of traffic, one that could weather almost any storm the internet could create.  Its owners were confident they could handle the traffic.

Boy howdy were they wrong.

Homestuck updated with half a dozen pages every day, so people were used to a constant flow of content, but by the time [S] Cascade was ready to drop, Hussie hadn’t posted any pages in a month and a half.  We were all on edge; the MSPA update desktop apps had been sitting there without pinging that whole time, we all knew something Fucking Massive was about to hit us, but none of us were prepared for what actually happened.

The mind-blowing nature of the flash itself is a story for another post, sadly, because we’re here to talk about everything else that happened that fateful night.

The night Hussie broke the internet.

The flash dropped.

Hundreds of thousands of people had their MSPA notification bots pop open, giving quite a few of us heart attacks.

Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people descended upon mspaintadventures.com to view the new flash.

And, within a handful of minutes, Homestuck fans had crashed Newgrounds.

The behemoth.  The titan.  Newgrounds had fallen before the collective might of a million stir-crazy webcomic fans.  Fortunately, however, several people had loaded the whole of Cascade on their computers, and decided to host a livestreaming party so other fans could see it!

And promptly took down livestream.com.

Hussie himself uploaded the animation to megaupload.com.

Megaupload was crushed under its weight.

Some of the more enterprising fans decided to record Cascade as a video and upload it to Dropbox.

Dropbox shattered under the blow.

I think this cascaded to a couple other websites, but the one most relevant to you, o Tumblr user, is that the Homestuck fanbase had a huge presence on this very website–still does, honestly–and the sheer number of people talking about the Cascade SNAFU crashed Tumblr a couple times.

This was unprecedented.  This wasn’t a DDoS attack, this wasn’t a virus, this wasn’t any kind of malicious assault on the hubs of the Internet.  This was just one single excited fanbase desperate to consume a piece of media that they’d been building up to for two and a half years of constant drip-feeding.  This wasn’t malice, this wasn’t trolling, this wasn’t an attack.

This was the day Homestuck broke the internet under the weight of its fandom’s love.

after years of research, i present to you my findings

if i missed anything. who cares. i made this for fun