britney is my mother

Ziad Nakad | Fall/Winter 2017 Couture

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

this is my favorite comment on this post

every morning i stand in front of my mirror and say all of them

What a bat in the womb looks like

I’m calling out a baby (approx. 12–14 months old) from the grocery store due to its rudeness. I’m guessing its age based on appearance, motor skills (atrocious) and whatnot. Anyway, I smiled at this baby and it just stared at me. As soon as I began to move on, though, the baby said “no!” and started giggling when I turned back around. This happened multiple times. The baby’s actions were toxic and manipulative. The baby was also manhandling a package of dried fruit which wasn’t yet paid for (which is quite minor) and was just generally sitting around and not helping.

is getting really sad ♪

I think about this tweet every single time I see this advertisement