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“Divine feminine” girl shut the hell up

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

I stand in solidarity with the WGA and its members.

oh you slammed your penis into the wrong car door my friend

Biting down on my false tooth containing a single hidden viagra and i am overcome with a powerful erection that frightens and intimidates my captors into letting me go free

what do business majors even do i just assume that all their classes are just them all doing the business card scene from american psycho for an hour

@mias-back-from-the-dead

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

due to personal reasons i will be image

Hope libsoftiktok gets their shit wrecked

This is literally the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn.

eating plain slices of bread rn