what the fuck hello

sonicsfurrycock please I beg of you either change your url or stop liking all my posts, it is too visceral an image for my delicate sensibilities to confront every day

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Hes like a bad roomba for floor pills

it burns when I post

if a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s around to hear it… does the treefucker still treefuck it?