The Strays

My soul is cleansed

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

I love how OP fucked up so hard that their attempts to fix it should have led to the ass-whooping of a lifetime, but, through an entire SERIES of ridiculous circumstances and UNBELIEVEABLE LUCK, it all worked out better than expected. OP is a fucking protag in a kids’ show, what in the fuck.

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

+6 stealth -8 charisma

pisslord

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

Big Dave

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

Good morning gay sex is completely healthy and natural and gay people shouldn’t have to feel dirty or ashamed for having or wanting sex. It’s healthy and natural for a girl to fantasise about having sex with another girl, or for a boy to fantasise about having sex with another boy, and they aren’t predatory for doing so ✨

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

i wanna see if this works lmao

for scientific research

lol, does this even work?

Curiousity…

Don’t dissapoint me.

Don’t lie

Does no one think that perhaps anon isn’t the same person that one person who sees you reblogged this might just drop you an ask like this?

Yeah, I think that is the case

Bullfuckery

FUCK IT ACTUALLY WORKED

This can’t possibly work

Huh

It didn’t work for me