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@blacknbluengray

fandoms, memes, shitposts on no obviously coherent arrangement, may the current world order be fucked | Occupational Therapist Registered in the Philippines | Artemis Fowl (yea, I'm back on my BS), Ineffable Husbands, SuperWhoLock, Drarry | Hozier, The Amazing Devil, Bastille, indie

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oneofthosecrazycatladies

Which do you prefer?

Tampons

Disposable pads

Reusable pads

Menstrual cups

Menstrual discs

Period underwear

Multiple

Other

Free-bleeding

I don’t have periods

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homunculus-argument

If someone's being loud and needlessly noisy on the street below your apartment and you happen to have an ice cube tray that makes ice cubes roughly the size of a tennis ball, and you chuck one down at them from your balcony, what are the odds of ever being caught? Like can they even prove that they correctly remember which balcony it was launched from, and the attempted murder weapon will melt before they can do anything about it.

friendlyghostsandmonsters

MAN you'd hate to have me as a neighbor. I sing so loud at 3AM from the 6th floor that the whole buiding hears it.....

wildliferehabstudent

...why do you do that?

friendlyghostsandmonsters

Because I am unfortunately awake during those hours and every single minute I'm awake I listen to music. I normally use headphones at night, but recently my headphones broke soooo...the neighbors are getting quite a concert till I fix it or get a new one.

wildliferehabstudent

You're waking everyone in your apartment building at 3 am because your headphones don't work?

friendlyghostsandmonsters

I....don't think I'm waking anyone to be perfectly honest.

Our directly next door neighors throw soil at people's balcony at night...so I don't think my singing's doing anything.

homunculus-argument

I think your house is the place that the "oh my god I could never live in a flat, I would kill myself if I was surrounded by neighbours at all times" people think about when they imagine what it would be like to live in an apartment complex.

man I just can't even process the lack of consideration towards other people ...

homunculus-argument

I can! Back when I was still living at mom's and was working a 3-shift job, my mom and sister fully agreed that just because I was working night shift from 10 pm to 6 am and buying their damn groceries, I'm not entitled to uninterrupted sleep if my sister wants to sing and play the piano loud as shit at 2 pm. Being expected to wait a few more hours while I sleep would be torture for her.

With neighbours who are strangers, I can at least trust that other people (who are also strangers) won't just automatically side with whoever I have beef with, out of a default assumption that I specifically am always wrong (and therefore whoever I disagree with must be in the right, no matter how convoluted the reasoning).

I would rather fight a thousand neighbours than ever try to negotiate with family again.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Aziraphale’s long hair?

Like I’m sorry this shit is so tacky and OOC, not to mention out of place in heaven.

Also he had his hair normal, changed it to this (hella impractical) for the war, then changed it back when he went to Eden? Why?

iforgiveyouprime

It's just a very weird fan service I think

So I mentioned this right after S3 was released but it didn’t get very much traction because people were still too upset. This whooooooole scene is a recreation of the key moment in the internal politics of the movie “Braveheart” by Mel Gibson. Aziraphale is William Wallace, the idealist who still believes in a free Scotland, and Crowley is Robert the Bruce, the heir to the throne of Scotland who’s following his fathers orders to try and save Scotland from the British by truce. They meet on the battlefield on opposite sides for the first time, after Robert has betrayed William and his fighters.

That’s why Aziraphale has that hair and more importantly the angels all wear the kilt and outfit. They are on the side of the Scots, and Crowley is wearing the traitor Robert’s uniform, he’s disguised as an Englishman.

It’s also why Aziraphale is now a general in this scene when he seemed fairly unattached from hierarchy so far in the show. William Wallace is just a regular dude until the English who control the local land destroy his life, and by the time we get the betrayal scene, he has become the leader of the rebellion army.

You should watch the movie if you haven’t seen it. It will give you a lot of insight into the characters in season 3.

Here’s the scene they’re referencing in the show. It won’t make an impact until you watch the whole movie though.

And this isn’t the only reference in season 3. There are so many others. Good Omens is a palimpsest, and with the reduced time and story telling, it’s even more important to understand and integrate the media references to get the full story they could never tell on the screen.

There’s a difference between subtle and bad, and I really feel like too many people have been throwing away a lot of babies with their bath water these past few weeks.

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yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

love 2 learn new things

elizabethrobertajones

No joke I think my mum has hidden the mortar and pestle from me.

elizabethrobertajones

Adapt improvise overcome

elizabethrobertajones

Secret of the universe unlocked:

if you really like pesto you can just eyeball it and your pure spirit will guide you to create it no recipe, one glance at an ingredient list and it will be really yummy

elizabethrobertajones

when I was in Scotland once I went to apparently the best restaurant on the island and they gave me a pesto which was spaghetti swimming in 2 inches of olive oil and a few handfuls of whole peanuts

like the bar for knowing how to make pesto is so low that I figured I could probably do it and not be that bad.

hotvampireadjacent

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zoning out or imagining things is not dissociation. dissociation is a severe trauma response. fucking stop with this. you were not traumatized by your math homework and dissociating at your desk, you were uninterested and zoned out.

haunteddollsgeorg

I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”

A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams

It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going

But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium

haunteddollsgeorg

In honor of a relatively unexpected and sudden transition in my life, I tried my hand at sculpting my beloved fish bag. Let’s hope the kiln is kind ❤️

haunteddollsgeorg

It didn’t just survive the kiln, it thrived ❤️ to anyone out there who needs to hear it right now, rest assured: even if the path forward seems unclear, you’re on your way, and I’m proud of you

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

quietwingsinthesky

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

homeofhousechickens

Oh baby fight

its-a-beautful-day

See them jousting

homeofhousechickens

So cute, I love it!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

At least it's a battle without honor or humanity <3

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