For lack of a better title

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

why was this such a controversy. im right

Everyone's still lying about the flagrant sexiness of a butch with a cigarette, I see.

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

In 2012, the space shuttle Endeavor escaped its zoo enclosure and run amok through the streets of Los Angeles during a parade. Hundreds were injured and fourteen were killed, and unfortunately NASA had to put Endeavor down

Traffic is fake as fuck man I see so many inefficiencies in the way people drive and the infrastructure.. it's just one of those things that legitimately would drive me crazy if I dwelled on it for too long. The infrastructure is "technically" fine and "technically" works but these are civil engineers planning for a general public that aren't constantly distracted and inebriated in some massive way that the person is either not even aware of or not trying to compensate for

resurrect henry ford and kill him again

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

discord has turned people into wild animals