Average Day Distractions

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

Well that's an interesting academic intellectual framework you've got there, buddy. Be a real shame if I, the biggest idiot that you've ever met, were to be exposed to it out of context on social media.

Well that's a fine piece of specialist jargon you have there. Be a real shame if someone were to...start using it in a vibes-based way on TikTok

i need 40yo me come from the future right fucking now and say don't worry wait a little longer it's gonna be okay you'll find your place

so did that the vampire get the job

god this website used to be dope

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

therapist who used to be an influencer: There's a lot to unbox here.

smoking whatever made that hill silent

inhaling whatever made that resident evil