Getting brain damage from pissing myself off

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

what happebned

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.