in transition

Movies used to have Bruce Campbell in them. Back when god was still listening.

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

i mean a peasant in say, what is now England, probably would not have had access to potatoes. The "medieval" period ended around 1400 and potatoes came to Europe in the 1530s.

Parents love to act like any trip to a slightly more populated area is the same as entering an active war zone.

the choice of minneapolis in this post is *chef's kiss* because I have been told by SO MANY people that Minneapolis scares them and I'm like, "Today I went for a walk to the park and fed some ducks."

imagine your cat walking across this in the middle of the night

This is the best one actually I love the overlap it makes so much sense now

I’m still laughing at Florida being its own separate thing.

there should be much more overlap in ohio

What the fuck is this movie about

it’s about weird al yankovic did you not see the title

this movie is so goddamn great