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imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

Finding out there's a lego guy that loads of people want to fuck shouldn't be surprising but it's reallt funny when you see him

never been seen in the same room together

In a better universe the Big Bang theory tv show would’ve let Raj be every single couple’s side boyfriend but that show was made by cowards.

Amy and Penny also should’ve been friends with benefits but again the creators of that show were cowards.

Forcing Sheldon to have sex also never should’ve happened but once again the creators of that show were cowards

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

had many many favourite parts of that episode but I did love shane's mom being like 'so do you love your team ilya?' and ilya so confident he knows how to answer this question right like 'not as much as i love your son mrs hollander' and shane's mom being like EH ❌🙅🏻‍♀️ WRONG ANSWER and shane being like mom what the fuck??