mind palace

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in

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it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough

they never said dr. pepper is a man ☝️

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

guys. I think we go too easy on edward cullen.

When does Edward Cullen Accountability Week start??? Because I am READY

The problem is that I love everything that's wrong with him. Edward Cullen Accountability Week and Edward Cullen Appreciation Week are the same week.

This is absolutely true

just let me bite you a little