oh danger boy

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

I do not like this, Sam I Am. I do not trust you with that knife. I do not trust you with my life.

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

Not gonna lie the way some of y'all put words on a page is....whoagh. there really is magic in this world.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all