Darling, I was the night itself.

local woman doesnt choose career family or even freedom

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

Do tell

There is a great deal of truth there. Sometimes special moments happen purely by accident. But most of them happen because you make a plan and create the conditions to let them happen.

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing