Incredibly Clever

Americans be over here arguing about "freedom of speech" like it's 1919 again

The only difference between a cadaver and someone waiting for a massage is whether the sheet covers their face

I feel the need to publicly apologize to Tim Drake for ever thinking he was lame when I was younger. In my defense, I didn't know much about him; in his defense, I didn't try learn about him either. After many years, I can now say with absolute certainty that he is my favorite Robin. Thank you.

Probably what I love most about my girlfriend is that I can just yell, "I'M A CACTUS" and she 100% understands that I am not rejecting her advances because I no longer love her, but rather am feeling particularly prickly today and do not want to be touched.

It is absolutely WILD that I am making more money being on unemployment during this pandemic than I ever made at my full-time job. I wasn't even paid minimum wage; I was making $12 an hour. What does it say about our country that $600/wk is the amount the government thinks we're making, but they refuse to raise minimum wage?

Thank you Robert Manion for reminding me that I am definitely a bisexual woman and not strictly a lesbian