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christianstepmoms

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

michelleion

you really do have to watch the video, it's everything

musterniillustrates

bye-bye.

#forever queued

every-lemon

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men’s workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.

they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he’d printed.

I said “what” and he explained, helpfully, “it’s a William Carlos William themed workout.” I asked what inspired it and he said “I’ve been planning this for months.”

every-lemon

it was a smash hit.

a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.

he was home by 6:30am.

themakeupbrush

Janelle Monae at the 2025 Met Gala

#perfection #an icon #im obsessed

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musterniillustrates

bye-bye.

thewizardivy

they can't die god won't let them

necromancelena

Die temu ad die

necromancelena

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

chef-boy-ar-girl

It accidentally is latin

konoko

maryschild

anais-ninja-bitch

“Steve Irwin of Los Espookies” gets me every time.

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rainbow-femme

His strength is that he is biscuits

ruinedchildhood

rongzhi

Life's little pleasures

English added by me :)

socalled-egg

People are the same all around the world

#this is what it feels like when you’re counting pills and get a perfect pour #I work in a pharmacy yada yada

science-lings

If you were a vampire, what would you like to transform into?

bat (classic, can't complain about it ngl)

Many bats (however many make sense for volume conversion)

an army of bats (too many bats, hundreds or thousands of bats)

mist (i just wanna vaporize sometimes)

wolf or fox (hell yeah big puppy time)

cat (for the lesbians, shoutout to Carmilla, the most iconic pre-Drac vampire)

butterflies (or moths)

snake (gotta sleep in a little hole and bite anyone that gets near me)

owl (THE nighttime bitch!!!)

rat or mouse (i wanna be a little guy that scurries around)

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

creepymutelilbugger

now this is a good fucking poll

zanmor

I chose the coolest option and it's the least chosen option? Wtf

shiftythrifting

My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me

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fateschains

pearlescent beadwoven ribcage harness inspired by the iconic harrowhark nonagesimus! fun fact: this thing weighs something like 3 and a half pounds

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