u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.

Welcome To The Cool Zone!!!!

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

That caption could not have prepared me

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This was in my senior project

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

W o w

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

you just… understand this. you do not get to explain it, nor would you be able to explain it. you simply understand the meme in and of itself.

imagine the valuable information my brain could be holding on to instead of all of this historical meme knowledge.

Preserve this thread for future memeologists, unearthing a server in the far future, because suddenly it will make 30% of Tumblr actually make sense to them.

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

reblog this to find the right outlet, get to a place where you have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what you love, and rediscover your passion.

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY