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the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

as per my last straw,

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

to whom am I squeaking