Sarah’s F1 Sideblog

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

oscar like, upon sober second thought i realize that my angry comments against my team were unwarranted. i wanted them to base lando's strategy on what would be best for me but actually that was unfair because we're not the only two cars on track. now that i've had time to think about it and i'm feeling more calm and level headed i realize the only problem was MOTHERFUCKING CARLOS THE RUINER OF LIVES THE BIGGEST IDIOT ON THE GRID THE MONSTER WHO LIVES UNDER CHILDREN'S BEDS WHO RUINED MY RACE DELIBERATELY AND WITH INTENT BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID.

sees a fic tagged "bad sex" and starts clapping and cheering

‘why was lando asking for a swap’ he’s a racing driver. ‘why wouldn’t oscar let him pit first’ he’s a racing driver. neither of them are reasonably going for a championship and the constructors points would be the same regardless of the 1-2 configuration. their job is driving their side hustle is keeping their brains running to squeeze every possible advantage for themselves. ESPECIALLY against their teammate. every driver stuck behind their teammate (except the rb second seat ig) is going to say i’m faster than the other guy. any driver leading the race without an overtake to think about is going to say fuck you and your daddy.

oscar calling carlos dumb stupid and blind repeatedly in the media pen with a completely straight face is fucking sending me askskjdjfbfjd 😭😭😭