hi im eve :) half on hiatus (trying to work on my brain w/o guilt) half off (still chronically online and will post abt it).
do NOT put anything from my blog or ao3 on twitter/tiktok/instagram/wherever the fuck else that's insanely public and known to be used by drivers and their families. if i find out i WILL pull everything down from here and ao3. don't be the fucking narc who ruins the party.
tags and such are below the cut for ease !
tags
drivers and associates tagged by first and last initial (i.e. esteban is eo. unfortunately some people have the same initials, so los is logan and las is lance)
pairings tagged by car number, larger number first (i.e. lando/oscar is 8104, george/alex/lando is 632304, etc. pairings involving someone without their own number use initials instead i.e. lando/max f is 04mf)
mine.ww - web weavings i've made
mine.vid - video edits i've made
mine.fic - fic i've written
mine.snip - snippets of fic i'm writing
mine.fill - short fills for prompts that aren't part of a larger wip
mine.primer - deep dives i've done
art - fan art that im obsessed with (all of it)
ww - web weavings that make me Crazy
vid - video edits that make me feel things
fic rec - literally anything i've read that's brought even a modicum of joy
lore - old stuff unknown to me that i like to go back and look at. funny or interesting old facts, cute karting photos, primers, etc
meta - people's meta; sometimes fic/characterization related, sometimes real thoughts about contracts or whatever. but mostly fic/characterization related, tbh
neither created nor invented - my self indulgent hand tag, from a julio ramón ribeyro quote ("...we find only one tool, neither created nor invented, but perfect: the hand of man.")
where might have lived a world - my drivers being cute with kids tag, from the poem reprise by maya c. popa (“you were a child, and i will never have a child with you, that wasted tenderness where might have lived a world.”) except the full poem is kinda sad and that’s not the vibe. i just wanted a pretentious tag abt baby fever i won’t lie
a whole block of dandelions - my wedding vibes tag, from the poem let’s get married by josé olivarez
follies and nonsense - regency vibes tag, from jane austen's pride and prejudice: "Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can."
queue turn towards meteor showers in august - queue tag! but im including it here because it's from the same poem my url is from (jane hirshfield's the falling) and i love talking about it and how i feel like it fits the f1 vibe. ("You turn towards meteor showers in August, wishing yourself like that: bright and burning wholly out.")
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the poster that this incredible illustration is based on is extremely striking. but while searching for it, I also found earlier posters for conveying this message along with a corresponding one for summer, and I fucking love them. absolutely lovely graphic design work. (both are from 1924, artist is Austin Cooper)
the one I was looking for originally also has a summer variant. (artist is Frederick Charles Herrick: 'it is warmer below' is from 1927, 'it is cooler below' is 1926)
how does it feel to always be correct? No but seriously confirms dom lando is the truth… 🙏This vid is jusf a hot mess. Oscar doesn’t know what to do. He made this seem so complicated and slow in comparison to how easy Lando made it😭
feels incredible but don't worry, i only use my great power for evil.
THAT VIDEO WAS SPECTACULAR honestly oscar was even more incompetent than i would have guessed and i could not love him more.
the way it starts and oscar spends all this time getting lando centered in the square, and then explains to him: you're in the middle and you're facing forward.
and then the world's longest pause. like oscar was just standing there waiting for lando to take over. HE'S BLINDFOLDED, BABE. you have to keep tell him what to do the whole entire time.
i take my analysis very seriously so i spent a long time rewatching both videos and going back and forth between the two of them. i'd say oscar, when blind folded, did do a good job in keeping his feet pointing the right way, but i do think part of that is because lando kept him moving. where oscar had to spend eons thinking through every single move for lando and he starting shuffling his cute little feetsies around.
what's really clear is that oscar isn't comfortable expressing himself verbally, which is super interesting because the typical characterization for oscar would be that he's much more competent at explanation than lando. and i do think oscar is good at explaining things, like all his professor oscar solo videos are great.
but when it came to telling lando what to do, oscar kept using his hands, even though lando literally couldn't see a thing. you could see that oscar wanted a video game controller to make lando move, like somehow saying "walk forward" was quite difficult for him to translate from his mouth to his brain. and then of course the most obvious example being when he told lando to go left and meant his left. OSCAR.
i'd say the two main differences between them were that lando was very comfortable articulating what oscar should do (loves bossing a man around) but also that he was much looser. like oscar spend lifetimes trying to get lando's feet pointing at the exact correct angle, where lando just got oscar moving broadly in the correct direction and stopped him before he hit the lines... or at least mostly before he went over them entirely.
the whole thing was so much looser when lando was giving direction, like he was giving praise, you could tell he was having fun, oscar was laughing. oscar was also looser, like he was lunging around and obediently walking into the sofa to give him and lando a chuckle. when lando was blindfolded, you could tell that oscar was a lil stressed and other than a few "goods" or "good enoughs" he didn't give lando any praise. and then they had a debrief at the end where lando said oscar needed to learn directions and oscar said he needed to orient himself better with lando.
and i think that's soooo interesting, like oscar facing lando like he's watching a screen and keeping quite a distance from him, vs. lando standing right beside oscar and moving with him, having that physical proximity. which i also think may weirdly have helped oscar keep moving in the correct direction, because he was also being shepherded by lando's physical presence.
anyway, oscar trying to get lando correctly oriented and then clearly wanting lando to take over from there, nervous, stressed, forgetting how to speak and also what is right and left vs. lando happily moving along close beside oscar having the time of his life telling him what to do, so pleased that oscar is obeying so correctly. FASCINATING.
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left to right raspberry heart cookies, orange cookie sandwiches with chocolate ganache filling, lemon bars with shortbread crust, key lime pie bars (dyed a Vibrant green) with graham cracker crust, and mini pavlovas with homemade whipped cream and fresh blueberries. plus the single photo (i think) that anyone else took of me tonight (as john singer sargent’s madame x pre-strap scandal, obviously):
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Taking the opportunity for a Jendo prompt ofc: Jenson reacting to Lando’s summer break shenanigans? 👀 (the DJ sets, the cowboy getup, showing the boys his bare ass, any/all of the above)
"Howdy, cowboy," Jenson drawls, and Lando tries to muffle the sound of his laughter.
"You saw that," he says, flipping the lock on his cabin door.
"I did," Jenson says. Lando can hear his smile, and it makes him smile in return. "Are they open in the back?"
Lando catches his bottom lip between his teeth. The chaps are in a heap on the bed, discarded when he'd switched into joggers.
"Yeah," Lando says. Then, feeling bold. "Wanna see?"
"Oh, fuck yes."
Lando grins. "Give me three minutes and then call on facetime. I can't send a picture, but-"
"Three minutes," Jenson says, cutting him off. He understands, even if Lando knows he thinks the lack of nudes is a real shame. "I'll be ready."
Lando shimmies out of his joggers and pulls the chaps on. The fabric sticks to his skin, damp from sweat and the humid night air. He tightens the belt across his lower belly and looks at himself in the mirror. The socks stay on, he decides. The shirt comes off. He likes the way he looks, even though the chaps aren't leather and the fabric pools at his feet.
His phone buzzes, and he answers the facetime call, holding the phone up so Jenson can't see him yet.
"Got something good for me?" Jenson asks. It's morning where he is, and he's near a window, smiling at the screen with as much affection as desire.
Lando's always been useless in the face of the way Jenson feels about him.
"Yeah," Lando says. He holds the camera further from his face, so Jenson gets a glimpse of torso. Lando knows his angles, knows Jenson probably saw at least a bit of the stream from the other day. This is all for him. He watches Jenson's eyes rove over his body, the way his breath seems caught, anticipating. Lando walks over so the camera picks up the mirror, and his ass, framed by the chaps.
"Fantastic," Jenson purrs. "Let me see the front." Lando turns, putting on a little show, and Jenson makes another noise of appreciation. "The things I'd do to you if I were there," he says.
"Would you come?" Lando asks. "Next year?"
Jenson's chuckle is fond. "I'd raise the median age on that boat by about a decade," he says. "I saw you in the club, you and Keegan," he laughs, and Lando laughs along with him.
"Keegs is next-level," Lando protests. He pulls the phone back so they're making eye contact. "Comporta?" he asks.
Jenson hesitates, his face doing something Lando can't quite pin down. "I'll go anywhere you want me," he says at last. "Especially if you wear those."
Lando laughts. "Maybe I'll get a pair in Austin. Real leather, you know?"
Jenson bites his lip, and Lando grins at the obvious reaction.
The doorknob rattles, and someone bangs on the door. "Oy, you alive in there?"
"Be right up!" Lando calls. He gives Jenson a sheepish grin. "They're expecting me for poker," he says. "I should go."
"Go," Jenson says. "I'll follow along on Keegan's instagram."
Lando rolls his eyes. "Here," he says. "One more look for the road."
He holds up the phone to the mirror, and drags the back of his briefs so one of his ass cheeks is fully exposed.
"When I get my hands on you next," Jenson says, a delicious promise.