hi im eve :) half on hiatus (trying to work on my brain w/o guilt) half off (still chronically online and will post abt it).
do NOT put anything from my blog or ao3 on twitter/tiktok/instagram/wherever the fuck else that's insanely public and known to be used by drivers and their families. if i find out i WILL pull everything down from here and ao3. don't be the fucking narc who ruins the party.
tags and such are below the cut for ease !
tags
drivers and associates tagged by first and last initial (i.e. esteban is eo. unfortunately some people have the same initials, so los is logan and las is lance)
pairings tagged by car number, larger number first (i.e. lando/oscar is 8104, george/alex/lando is 632304, etc. pairings involving someone without their own number use initials instead i.e. lando/max f is 04mf)
mine.ww - web weavings i've made
mine.vid - video edits i've made
mine.fic - fic i've written
mine.snip - snippets of fic i'm writing
mine.fill - short fills for prompts that aren't part of a larger wip
mine.primer - deep dives i've done
art - fan art that im obsessed with (all of it)
ww - web weavings that make me Crazy
vid - video edits that make me feel things
fic rec - literally anything i've read that's brought even a modicum of joy
lore - old stuff unknown to me that i like to go back and look at. funny or interesting old facts, cute karting photos, primers, etc
meta - people's meta; sometimes fic/characterization related, sometimes real thoughts about contracts or whatever. but mostly fic/characterization related, tbh
neither created nor invented - my self indulgent hand tag, from a julio ramón ribeyro quote ("...we find only one tool, neither created nor invented, but perfect: the hand of man.")
where might have lived a world - my drivers being cute with kids tag, from the poem reprise by maya c. popa (āyou were a child, and i will never have a child with you, that wasted tenderness where might have lived a world.ā) except the full poem is kinda sad and thatās not the vibe. i just wanted a pretentious tag abt baby fever i wonāt lie
follies and nonsense - regency vibes tag, from jane austen's pride and prejudice: "Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can."
queue turn towards meteor showers in august - queue tag! but im including it here because it's from the same poem my url is from (jane hirshfield's the falling) and i love talking about it and how i feel like it fits the f1 vibe. ("You turn towards meteor showers in August, wishing yourself like that: bright and burning wholly out.")
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baking before my second doctorās appointment of the day and iāve ran out of foil AND parchment paper AND i donāt have enough cans of condensed milk. and i donāt have enough time to run to the store before this appointment. for fucks sake
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But they still do use genai? But I guess it's unavoidable feels like everything uses ai nowadays
my take is that having an agentic ai product as an enterprise software company =/= being a genAI company. starburstās major competitors are snowflake (my beloathed) and databricks. snowflakeās agentic ai is called simon. databricks has maybe something called agent bricks? i refuse to dig deeper but i feel incredibly confident in saying youād be hard pressed to find a competitor (or, frankly, enterprise software or SaaS across the board) that doesnāt offer a genai product of some kind in 2026.
to be clear i think itās fucking moronic how people in the data sphere are eating this shit up. i wouldnāt trust a single one of these ai agents with my data in the slightest. i guess at least this looks like an add on as opposed to the way various software products are shoving ai down my throat every day (looking at you box. and gmail. and adobe. and so on and so forth). i find the hard-on for genai and agentic ai distasteful at a bare minimum (and stupid, oh my god do not give the unsupervised dumb as rocks robot with an approximation of free will and access to the internet your bank info). but i would place companies broadly into four different categories: those that arenāt trying to sell me ai in the slightest or are even actively vocally opposed to genai; those that have genai products available as opt-in but arenāt in the business of genai (im writing this on my phone and also donāt care enough to dig but id say more often than not including in this case that these companies are buying or renting access to other companiesā models and repackaging them); those that have genai products available as opt-out or that donāt even give you the option to opt-out; and those that create genai and also are the most fucking bananas batshit about this kind of thing (sam altman i am looking at you and your objectively deranged beliefs).
so like⦠feel how you want about it, fair enough. but imo freaking out that like. landoās gonna use genai to make helmets or whatever bc of this. is unfounded. i think itās kind of a baffling partnership im ngl but i donāt think it has any kind of implication regarding views on genai. especially considering i truly doubt he was going too far into the weeds on this company; i do not think lando knows what SQL is.
if everybody could stop talking abt lia block like returning to rally is some shameful downgrade and failure on the part of both her and f1 academy thatād be soooo great
was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time š how many do yāall have in your queue if you use it??
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too many people are taking the spreadsheet metaphor literally š itās not fancy excel i just thought thatād be the easiest quickest way to explain the kind of massive data storage and query systems those companies build to people with no understanding of databasesā¦
As someone that has a client who partners with Starburst very often on business development things I am sensing an opportunity to help them rewrite their website copy because they are 1) not a generative AI company and 2) really bad at communicating what they actually do, apparently
people are misreading it as an AI company and while they (unsurprisingly) reference AI a lot in their marketing spiels in non data brained terms i promise theyāre basically a really fancy really really really big spreadsheet with bespoke configurations for companies to pull what they need how they need (including for AI shit, the big thing for marketing to enterprises these days). which is why i am really bemused by lando partnering with them as an individual as opposed to it being a mclaren partnership lmao
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