I Want To Be Free

Yes. Excellent. All of the above. In this house we love inclusive and accessible sex education!

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

Well none of that comment went as expected

everyone come over i made chocolate chip cookies only two dozen though so some of you will have to fight to the death in the street. sorry. unlimited tap water

i love how intense some of the words associating with gardening are. like they make it straight up sound like going to war or something.

don't even get me started on "weed whacker"

why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”