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Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

never watch the sodium intake!!!!! soup and chips forever!!!!

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis