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tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you