Real Nifty!

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

gotta queue this for next year too