mwah.

I just said 'brilliant' to someone telling me inconvenient news, which is apparently my body’s chosen response to emotional distress. “Your table won’t be ready for another forty minutes.” Brilliant. “We’ve run out of the thing you ordered.” Brilliant. “The train is delayed indefinitely.” Absolutely brilliant, thank you, what a gift. Is this a universal thing, or have I simply been British for too long and lost the ability to respond honestly? ( @limelightblvdstarters )

You just might’ve been British too long, however we all have our own responses to certain things. So you know what I just might start saying it too. It has a nice little ring to it.

i guess this were i come up with something cool to say, but i am really not that cool. i am shay, i am form canada and i was on one of the biggest shows on abc family. right now you can catch me on the beach in the iconic red swim suit filming the baywatch contunination. okay i guess that is kind of cool. it's nice to meet you all

you know i had no idea you were from canada, you learn something new everyday and honestly I think that’s pretty cool. no way you’re in the new baywatch!? i will be tuning in because such an iconic show! nice to meet you shay, i’m solana. i’m a musician and baby actress.

The best thing a girl can have is a Dad with a bald head. That means they’re so spoiled and loved and no matter what they’re in need of Dad is right there. I would take it as a compliment if I were you. My niece always tells me that I look like I could be a wicked witch if I paint my skin green.

and hey to you too, gorgeous. i've been doing absolutely fuck all lately, and pretty sure i aced it. he's doing well, though. already a better version of his old man, so i can't exactly complain about that. yeah? well, you know where i live and i'm pretty sure you've still got my number. how've you been doing?

don't you start, you know how i get when you talk like that. do you want a chill day? we can sit in the studio and just roll and write. he is a cutie and he looks just like you, i still can't get over that you have a son! i do and i will be using it when i see fit. i've been doing great, no complaints. just working on some music.

i think that turned heads mostly because people thought we were feuding for some reason. it's insane how people can just randomly pit women against each other. i know we'd be giving people plenty to talk about, too. are you working on anything right now?

i don't like it, i will never understand why fans will compare and try to make us compete. i would say they don't do that to men but that's not true. they get it just as much. oh yes for sure, no one would be expecting it and i love that for us. i am, i'm workin on an album right now.

joe jonas - leader of the illuminate. that has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? everyone knows that they're always the first that got to go. not frankie though. he's always safe. i feel like we're too far off now for a cake 2.0 but that's just a taste of the kinds of bops we could be making together.

oh goodness joe, don't you get started on that. yeah that's true, that or exes. frankie is the cutest, how is he? i saw him one night when you all were on tour. maybe just a tad and hey i can't wait to hear them if you all decide to resurrect.

BTS JUST ARRIVED AT THE AMAS AND ARE PRESENTING BEST FEMALE RNB ARTIST TO THE SZA?!!

for real? i'm going to have to tell the others this so they can gush over it as much as i am right now. thank you, solana! may i call you solana? i could say the same about your music. snooze is definitely one of my favorites and one i listen to to relax. i'm great, how are you?

yes please do, i love bts real bad. i'm in the army for sure! yes of course you can call me solana. is it really!? a lot of people love snooze and it was so much fun to make and record so it makes me smile to now. i'm amazing love, how're you?

it's been so long since i've seen you. we met at a harry style's concert due to lizzo a few years ago and then we never got the chance to hang out again since. blaming conflicting schedules. how have you been though? catch me up on your life. @solrowe

it's been too long in my opinion babe. yes, i hear harry is doing more shows. what do you say about us going to go and see one? yes, i see bts is back and better than over. i can't get hooligan out of my head and the concert when jin's mask wouldn't stay on right.

you know, you are one of the people that i hear the most when fans throw out who they want me to work with. it’s consistent and i don’t think they’re going to be satisfied until it happens so what do you say? let’s give the people what they want one day. @solrowe

i would love to collaborate with you, i think we would break the internet. not as broken as it was when you finally collaborated with mariah. i say let's give it a go and make it happen.

who or what do i need to sacrifice to get you featured on one of our songs? if it's nick and kevin, that's easy enough. i'll just revive DNCE and we'll have a whole new era on our hands. @solrowe

oh lord please don't give yourself illuminate rumors started talking about sacrificing. damn you know what you're a real sibling because they're always the first ones that you give up. cake by the ocean was a bop.

if there's one thing we can all count on–it's that. pfft. then it's time to get back into the booth and show your work. give us those sultry temptress vibes we've been asking for. haha. you just can't say that out in the open! what if I take advantage of it? here's to me being the envy of everyone's musical desires. summer 2026 is mine. saw you at the met gala. a floral vision in yellow.

i know i know i'm trying because i want to put out some new music for everyone who keeps asking me. oh i'll make sure to sing extra low for you on the new album. i mean, would i be opposed to you taking advantage of it? no i wouldn't. i can't to see you eating it up this summer. thank you so much, probably one of my favorite met looks to date.

i didn't really do that much prep, if i'm being honest. i was filming another project at the same time, so i originally only had two weeks on set and then i came back for another two weeks a bit later to finish everything. it was a bit chaotic, if i'm being honest. the wedding was so fun, everything got a little crazy and that's how i like it. are you working on some new music, by any chance? because i'm obsessed and i need more to listen to. i think the SOS deluxe is my most played album in recent years.

mulit talented, i don't know if i could do two projects at once. i was nervous just doing my first movie. chaos is great sometimes you need that in the environment to really bring out the emotions being required of you. i am in the studio working on music but i can't specify when something else is coming out. i think lana might be my favorite album i have out too.

Hi, baby - I love talking to you each time, too. I've just been on tour - finally having a two week break which is pretty exciting. I'll be spending time with my family and boyfriend. What've you been up to, love?

a break is always nice and i love that for you because you deserve it. oo your boyfriend, you didn't tell me you were seeing someone! i've been in the studio and just taking care of myself while touching grass.