Evil British Princess

i've heard of 911 lone star, but i thought it was all the same thing. oh, how wrong i've been this whole time. you're right, though, it's a good thing i have you to help me keep up with all of this, because i'm definitely not the best when it comes to tv shows and that sort of thing. she's not wrong, either! you are charming and if you're offering to help me, i'll be very happy about it. but why? do you think i'd be her type?

hey there are a lot of show that are connected, like Greys is connected Private Practice and Station 19. which i didn't know until i saw a character from one show on the other one. mind blown. oh trust me i am not the best person to help you keep track of things, i forget a lot things, even things that deal with my own show but i will try my hardest. oh stop it, i'm blushing. yeah, i don't see why you wouldn't be her type. i do think she's married though, how do you feel about friends?

oh trust me. i know. i never felt like that with you though. you've always been a sweet little teddy bear. even when you were trying to be a man whore you were sweet. no! i'm not offended. i just know better than to assume. i've always known that you and i both bat for both teams so... i don't know why i just assumed. i'm an ass. boundary set. no sexy out of bounds grinding... i'm kidding! no problems here! oh god, a drunk night in Vegas? now that sounds like you! perfectly ill timed but makes for a great memory. i wouldn't say you sucked at relationships but you weren't necessarily the best at wanting to have one. that's why i am so surprised to hear that you're fucking married. but, you sound happy so that's what matters right?

well that could be because i sucked with you on being that way... not leaving right after was not a normal thing for me back then. only two people really ever got me for a full night early morning... probably because i did tend to sleep with more women then men. so it was safe to assume. then i think there shouldn't be an issue with you coming to hang out if you wanted to! yes, it is for sure something that we both wish was a little different mainly because we can't really remember the whole wedding part. but we want to do a vow renewal so we can. oh no i sucked at them which is why i didn't want to be in one. i love a little too... loud. case in point, my husband is currently finding notes all through our house because i didn't want him to forget me while i was away filming. no one needs that in their life. expect him, he weirdly likes it. yes, i am stupidly happy. enough about me and my surprise marriage... how are you doing!?

you really were. i wouldn't say it like that. i don't know, i feel like we were having a good time. oh. my. GOD. i am so transparent. such a fuckass! what on earth was i thinking just assuming like that?! i'm so sorry! i do know how to behave myself, Stark. i'm almost offended that you think i don't. i know how to go out dancing with my friends and not try to fuck them. i'm actually pretty damn good at it i think. wait a second, did you just say marriage...? holy shit, he worked fast. i can't lie that's... pretty impressive. i never took you for the marrying type.

i mean i would put like that. i was trying very hard not to be much more then that back then. easier that way, you know. hey no it's okay! i didn't mean to offend you, it was just.. we were talking about asses and old times and you wanting to come out to see me and i just wanted to set the boundary. uh yeah it was a drunk night in Vegas, woke up married and we decided that we wanted to keep it that way. two months now. i'm not always the best at it, as you know i sucked relationships, but he... yeah he makes it easier.

maybeee. but i think i might've possibly been better at it than you were but... if you sayy soooo! i guess we were both pretty bad at it. but i suppose that's what happens when we're both so good at being a cure for each other's loneliness. for what it's worth. you were really really good at curing the sad feelings of being alone, i appreciated that. oh, well, shit. that's... pretty awesome! i mean, would she have a problem with you dancing with an old friend? it's just dancing, Oliver.

i will cave and say it was not easy to not keep my hands to myself during that time. i was very good at being a body to keep people from being lonely back then. yeah it kind of happened out of no where. but i really like it. um, i don't know if he would... if it's just dancing. can you keep it to just dancing because i don't want to risk my marriage...

Hey, I'm easy-going, whatever makes you two feel most comfortable, that's the most important thing, even if it's for work. I'm dead serious, working with you would be cool.

it would be a big honor to work with you, and i am dead serious about that as well. if there was ever going to be a Barbie 2 i would love to be a Ken. or even in you did a second Fall Guy. or we stick with that rom-com. i've been told i need to do a rom-com.

you're damn right, it is one hell of an ass! what can i say? you made me feel young. i think i'm gonna make some phone calls and see which of us really was better at hiding it. you've peaked my curiosity. because i am just sure that they will say that i was a lot more private about our sexual activity than you were. you really were. made being lonely less... lonely. i don't know if that makes any sense but it makes sense in my head, hah. oh, my home turf! that's so awesome! so you don't wanna go out dancing with me? you know you miss my clumsy ass dancing. wait, oh... OH, oh no. did you go off and get yourself into a relationship or something?

it can be a tie you know? we both could have been horrible at hiding our sexual activities with each other. it makes sense it does. it's not that i don't want to go out dancing with you, i would love to go out dancing with you. yes...i might have gotten myself into a real relationship...

private: just something my granny used to say. seemed appropriate for the moment haha i had one before i realized that they were indeed not chocolate chip but oatmeal raisin. Joey no likey raisins. just gimme straight up grapes, no need to dry them out. i really am considering putting my house on the market and just living between your place and Brina's. you both seem to really enjoy having me around and at least i replace the shit that i eat and drink so why bother having to buy more to leave at my place. oooo, maybe i'll just rent it out in case you guys all get tired of me. i will definitely leave the little notes mostly because that is so adorable and i'd be lying if i didn't think it might be the cutest thing i've ever heard in my entire freaking life.

private: i like it and it think i will be using it from now on. oatmeal raisin cookies are amazing! there is a lot of iron in raisin, joey should be eating more raisins. and before you ask, no grapes do not have as much as raisins. renting it out would probably be a smarter idea then actually selling your place. you know incase Brina needs some lonely time in her house or Jensen and i want some alone time in ours. not that you would ever be asked to leave. but i'm sure you want to see me or Jay running around naked. i wanted to make him annoyed but he told me that it's not annoying and he actually loves them. how annoying is that?

and why would i do that? you always were so adorable when you were a blathering blushing mess. oooo, really? i don't know i thought i was pretty good at it. but your constantly asking when our next scene together was less than discrete you really did want to be in like every scene with me! or... was that just me imagining shit? because that's what it felt like to me. you gotta admit, those were fun nights together. hey, no. don't talk like that! it's not like we had anything serious. just something fun to make the nights less... lonely. you didn't owe me anything, Oliver. that's awesome! a whole ten seasons! did you ever think it was gonna blow up this big, 911? oh what?! that's fucking awesome! where at? maybe i can swing by the set and annoy you a bit now that i'm on hiatus from Marshals! Utah is incredibly dry this time of year and i could use a getaway from my place for a little impromptu vacation. i just need a good excuse.

Ari, stop it. i swear to god you need to stop trying to make me blush. oh please how many times did i have to swap your hands away from my ass on set? which i can't blame you it is one hell of an ass. you thought you were good, but you weren't. they were very fun, probably too fun. i know. i was really good for stopping those lonely nights.. right now i'm im Florida. uh, a few months ago i would have loved to have you come down here and spend time with me, but i don't think that would be a good idea right now.

doesn't sound like such a bad life to me. did daniel day lewis vanish? didn't even notice. yeah, i'm good. life's a peach, man. i'm just on the tired side of things but that's a permanent state. are you doing okay?

he retired and i think he just came out of retirement to do another movie but i feel like he was seen a lot outside when he did movies. and he has like three oscars so you know not too bad. okay, as long as you are all good. i have to do my duty as a dad and check to make sure that you are doing good. burn out is real and it's not fun. am i? yeah i'm doing good. sweating my ass in Florida right now for a movie but otherwise feeling really great.

wow! really? i lost privilege? if anything. i think i gained privilege when we stopped sleeping together. because then it's just real shit that i'm giving you because i mean it, not just because i've seen your naked ass. mind you, it's an adorable naked ass. but i can now actually make fun of you because of who you are, not because of the cute dimples on your butt cheeks. it definitely came out... maybe even more than once, i'm not entirely sure. but, the real question is... do you think anyone knew we were bumping uglies? because i thought we were pretty discrete. kinda... ish haha. oh no, no worries, i now we both have lives. i didn't exactly extend the olive branch either. we've both been busy. i saw that 911 finished up their 9th season?! that's wild! what else has been going on lately? you've gotta fill me in! i feel like i missed so much!

you know you make a good argument. stop talking about my ass and my dimples. oh my god. you're making me blush, stop it. um honestly... i don't think we were that great at keeping it that discrete but we sure as hell tried. at least when Buck and Lucy kissed it wasn't hard to do that or awkward since we had been doing a lot more before that. still i could have reached out before hand. i was really good at cutting off people i was done sleeping with... if i ever felt something for.. so sorry about that. yeah we did going to start shooting season 10 soon. well i'm currently filming a movie, which is a lot of fun and very different from 911.

Okay now I feel like people are playing a joke on me today where they are overtly flattering me and then they are going to say punk'd in the very next breathe. But okay no you are right and I can't argue with you. Im just deeply inspired by how inspired and into you are. I think the horror genre has to keep doing that you know? Look for the untapped fears more than the gimmicks to make a impact these days.

you would be right! i'm kidding i am not just being overly flattering. though i can see how it could be coming off that way. i completely agree, i mean there are so many like little niche things that can be tapped into to make some great horror movies. so many phobias that could be make some great horror movies. like the fear of numbers, the number 23 was such a great idea for a movie that i feel like you could make even better.

Such a beautiful journey, and such a privilege for me to get to root for them the whole way. And for them to make me feel included in some way, even if it's just as the guy they soak with champagne. Since I've been just following the team for most of the playoffs, I'm finally in LA for a little bit to catch up with stuff here, see friends, that kinda thing. You up to anything exciting?

it's got to be so exciting to see a team that you have rooting for as kid finally get what they deserve. New York is really flying high recently. getting soaked with champagne can't be that bad, it stings like shit getting in your eyes but it's a fun time. right now i'm out between Tennessee and Florida for a movie before heading back to LA to start filming 911. so you know relaxing.

i'm sorry! i was super busy last month! aw, you're no fun! what's the point if i can't make fun of you. i mean i'm pretty sure i heard a few 'mommy's' come out of your mouth in there. i agree, you wouldn't be you. and i wouldn't be me if i didn't constantly give you shit. alright. i can compromise. Firehose works for me, you absolute goofball. seriously though, i missed you!

it's fine you are the only one that forgot my birthday. i don't know i think you lost some privilege of making fun of me when we stopped sleeping together. oh my word, that word might have come out of my mouth... but that is neither here nor there. yeah i have missed the shit talk from you that is for sure. i missed you too, sorry for not reaching out life has been... well crazy lately fun but crazy

i know you're fucking with me but you did just have a birthday so your brain might be starting to hit that early forgetfulness that people get in their old age. wait a minute, did you just call me old? that's definitely not what you were saying in that trailer, you ass. as long as you keep calling me old, you get to stay a fireboy. because that's just rude.

nice of you to remember my birthday a month late, loser. hey now a lot of things were said in that trailer that should not be said outside of that trailer. i have to mess with you or i wouldn't be me, and you would hate for not to be me. that was apology without really being one. so no more fireboy talk. at least firehose. bring that nickname back.