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and i can one hundred percent promise you that your niece or nephew is going to have a well rested mom. i'm at that stage where my body is getting used to all the changes, so i sleep a lot during the day. then again, i did that before i got pregnant, so what's really changed? joon has been terrific. it's almost like he's the one going through it. and i'm feeling really content and at peace with everything now that the news has settled. thank you, sweetie. i love you so, so much. i hope you know that. also, how are you doing? give me the tea from across the sea.

Good to know. Yeah, you must be going through it. All those changes happening so suddenly, it's no wonder you need to crash now and then. It's really no different from your regular routine when you're not at work anyway, so no cause for concern. How are you dealing with everything else? Has the morning sickness kicked in yet? Any weird cravings at all? That's great. I'm really glad you have someone like him in your life. He cares so much for you. I love you more. You have no idea how much I screamed when I heard the news. No tea to spill, but I will say this Odyssey press tour has been really great. The only thing that would make it better would be if you were here, but I know that's not possible right now.

You know, being placed with Anne and Matt for this press tour, I really do feel like their son sometimes. They put me with Rob once but we were very unserious and kept laughing the whole time. They won't do that again. Yes, of course. I'll always make time for you. Yeah, now that The Odyssey tour will be over, we still got a few places we need to visit for Spiderman so we'll be spending a lot of time together still. Wouldn't want it to be with anyone else. It's a bit better now but i still get a bad case of anxiety at times. So thank you for still being there for me. You'll always be important to me, Z. I'd love to have you in my life forever, one way or another.

Anne and Matt hold such affection for you. Whenever I've been paired with either of them, they totally gush over how much you mean to them. Rob is the most unserious man to have ever lived. How do you think I felt during the press for The Drama? Yeah, I think it's probably wise for them to have split the two of you up. Can't wait, honestly. Not only do I get to spend time with you, it's so fun that we get to travel to all these places. I just wish we had more time to explore. Don't worry. If your anxiety starts again, I'll be here for you and we can work through it together. You're just as important to me and I'm not going anywhere, Tom. You're stuck with me now.

well, to be fair, every time i opened my phone, there you were. you completely took over my feed. and to make matters worse, my friends know i happen to have a tiny crush on you, so they make it their personal mission to send me every single photo the second it gets posted. but i do love hearing how you and law work together. you can really tell when someone understands another person's style that well. you're both speaking the same creative language, and the results speak for themselves. yeah, of course i'm aware. oh, i had to mention her! i'm a huge greek mythology nerd, anything to do with that world immediately has my attention. combine that with my love of films and of course i had to mention isabella. and almost blushed? what would it actually take to get you there? i clearly need to step my game up.

Okay, all I heard there was that you had a crush on me and I'd be lying if I said that didn't make me feel some type of way. I don't want to say I'm giddy, because that sounds stupid, but it's definitely akin to that emotion. Aren't you tired of your friends sending you photos? Your phone must be constantly buzzing this year with how busy I've been. Surprised you're not sick of me. It still amazes me how in tune I am with Law. He just gets it, you know? He's willing to do so much to ensure that I'm always matching a theme and I have so much respect for his artistry. Everyone wants to work with him and I'm lucky enough to be one of the people he said yes to. Your mind is a pretty interesting thing. I like the way you speak so openly about the things you're passionate about. Hopefully when you see The Odyssey, you still feel the same way. I don't want to seem like I'm finishing for compliments, but maybe throw a few more my way and you'll have me as red as a tomatoe.

i've loved every single look you've worn to the premieres, but when do i not? i know i should probably give law his flowers because he really does have impeccable taste, and he absolutely deserves the credit. but... i think in this case it's the person wearing the clothes that's doing most of the heavy lifting. i can't picture anyone else pulling them off the way you do. did i ever tell you when i first started getting into mythology, athena was one of my woman crushes? imagine when isabella rosellini played her, and imagine now! i keep winning getting the most beautiful athenas. ( @zendavac )

Thank you so much. Fashion is clearly one area of my life I take seriously and it's actually really nice knowing you're looking in my direction. Law and I work as a team and it's really great having someone who just gets you. We have the same ideas at the same time and I really don't know what I would do without him, but thanks for giving me a little more credits. Wearing some of this stuff can be uncomfortable, but fashion is art and I feel like I'm a vessel to showcase that. Oh, really? You have really great taste in women, did you know that? Well, I'm flattered to be in the same conversation as Isabella Rosellini. What a women. I feel as though not enough people speak her name these days, so it's really cool to me that you mentioned her. Such a flatterer. I almost blushed.

no, no one! everything i say comes from a genuine place. i wouldn't say it if i didn't mean it. i feel really honoured that you're so invested in being my friend. i don't think you realise how much that means to me. i never expected someone like you to be so eager to get to know me better, let alone actively campaign for our friendship to happen, and i genuinely think that's incredibly sweet. it makes me feel very lucky. that's exactly the energy we need. forget subtlety. casually dropping my name every other answer until people start wondering why we're apparently attached at the hip sounds like a flawless strategy to me. before long, someone's going to cave and think, "fine, just put them in a film together so they'll stop talking about it." annoying brats... manifestation through relentless campaigning. i do love making people laugh. if everyone's having a good time, i feel like i'm doing my part, and i'm ridiculously easy to make laugh too, so we'd be an absolute nightmare together. the poor director would lose years off their life, but it all comes from a place of love.

Then I'm just going to assume you're the nicest person on the planet. My heart is so full right now. Are you kidding? What's not to invest in? I've seen all these clips of you with other actors and that little green eyed monster surfaces. Everyone seems at ease and is smiling and laughing. Seeing as your the common dominator, I knew you had to be the cause and I don't want to miss out. You seem like one of the most genuinely kind people and I really do hope we can be friends. Now you're talking my language. We will be so obvious about out love for one another, they'll start to think we've been inseparable for years and then they'll start doubting themselves. "Why did we never think of this before?" That's the kind of mentality we need to give these people. As annoying as we might seem, it won't be that ridiculous once we're on set together. Yeah, there's something extra sweet about making someone laugh, isn't there? We're in the same boat then. The director will complain the movie took twice as long to shoot, but they'll know theh secretly enjoyed watching us cause havoc on set.

so tell me something, zendaya... how much would it cost to get you to star in one of my music videos? i'm asking because i think it's important that we discuss these things before i become too attached to the idea. would i have to pay you an outrageous amount of money? would i need to call in every favor i've ever earned in this industry? or could i convince you with a decent song and the promise that i wouldn't make the filming process completely unbearable? because i'm not going to lie, i think you'd make every scene look about ten times better just by being there.

So much flattery in a single question. I'm actually really impressed by how much you were able to fit in, in such a short amout of time. All that charm, no wonder people swoon whenever you enter a room. You should know, I charge a lot for any project I'm in. What can I say? When a women knows her worth, great things can happen. However, I could be tempted to do it for free so long as you treat me real well. I did a Bruno Mars music video before, so I like to think that I'm capable in this particular area of expertise. The real question is, which song were you thinking? If my name is attached to something, it has to be good. You have an awfully pretty face. I think the two of us could inspire something great on screen.

I’m so excited to see Shrek 5! I know it'll be a while until it's out but you were wonderful in Space Jam: A New Legacy too. Please never stop voice acting, you kill it every time. @zendavac

Wow, you're really throwing out all my work there. Thank you so much. This is so surreal, I grew up idolising you. Us Disney girls have to stick together. Being part of the Shrek world is so crazy. Can't believe I actually got the chance to work on the fifth movie. I promise, I won't stop voice acting anytime soon. I actually really love it. Speaking of things I really love, you on tour? Obsessed. You're killing it. Has it been fun getting back into your popstar era?

i can understand getting caught up in press, especially for a film as big as spiderman. i had to do a little promo myself, though hardly on the same scale. i can be a little patient and keep the submissive behavior on ice, just for you. how's promo going for you so far? well, in the name of you calling all the shots, pick which one you want and i'll go along with it.

Between Spiderman and The Odyssey, I barely have time to breath. It's been fun though, I'm surrounded by amazing people, so can't complain too much. How does it feel being so humble? Hope promo went well for you. Are you relaxing yet? If so, you should know how jealous I am. You're always so good to me. What did I do to deserve such loyalty? How about facetime? It would be a crime to deny myself the privilege of seeing you.

do you ever listen to podcasts when you're trying to wind down after a busy day or are you more likely to reach for a book or load up a movie? i started to get into them more recently and it's about 50/50 on whether i'll stay awake through the whole thing, which has been interesting since i ended up on the paranormal side of aubible. it's been a fast track to waking up thinking my place is haunted. @zendavac

I'm more of a book reader than a podcast listener. I've always found it really interesting to dive into a world that isn't our own at my own pace, you know? But, obviously, I'm very biased towards movies. If you're falling asleep halfway through, you can always pick up where you left off. There is no right or wrong way to consume media. Man, you're brave for diving into the paranormal at night. Couldn't be me. I'm not about bringing those demons into my life. You stay safe though.

i think that you've accomplished something that very few people have. there aren't that many people that can i guess, glide through these different projects that are either the bloody big studio productions or do something smaller without people boxing them in. i think you've kept people guessing and i hope i can do the same. @zendavac

That's so kind of you to say, thank you so much. I think as an actor, the fun in the projects is doing things that challenge you. Taking on different roles with different budgets and giving a perfomance people want to see, that's what I live for and I'm so happy that's coming across. You're a great actor. I know you can do that too. Maybe one day, we'll even get to work together.

i've got to say, wearing socks on stage should be the new norm. sure, it was wet and sticky but shoes get constricting when you're trying to move about on stage. what's wrong with me? daya, i thought we were past this point in our friendship. i thought you'd learned to just roll with it at this point. running does produce endorphins so i think you might be right. a natural high and all that. i'm feeling exhausted and like i should stay in bed for days, but simultaneously like i should be standing on the bow of a boat shouting "i'm the king of the world". it's very conflicting, honestly.

You say that, but there is nothing worse than having soggy socks on your feet, so I don't know if I'm willing to trust your opinion on that particular matter. Yeah, you're right. My bad for thinking you would be rational for once in your life. What I've come to realise is, I don't think you even know what that word means. Maybe I should take up running. Not sure I could do marathons like you, but it might actually do some good for me. Okay, Jack Dawson, calm down. Take a nap and if you're still feeling like standing on the bow of a boar afterwards, I don't know, maybe go on one of those bike rides you love so much.