november rain

ariana: couldn't agree more. there was maybe a moment or two where i wonder wtf i was doing having a show that day before everything but was proven why i went ahead with it almost immediately. ariana: i can't help with the trade. i'd imagine you might be past the time limit to do it anyways. and that's probably for the best. just to be safe, you know? ariana: just know if you do, it'll be an instant screenshot moment. ariana: that's so sweet. but willing to share the crown on that add on. something tells me this victory lap will be shortest one in history. not going over your head. just going to the real one in charge and i think you're just saying that to make me want to not try. i can't imagine he'd fold to you over something like this. but hypothetically, if you're right, how do you suggest i earn my way back in?

nick: part of me thinks it's the coolest idea ever… the other part thinks it'd be best to spend it in a more intimate setting but a one time thing? sounds good. nick: i don't like being told no. i'll just put him in a box and ship him off somewhere. i'm perfectly happy not getting good joe back in return. you had me sitting down when your notification popped up, and you still haven't broken my heart yet… nick: oh, well in that case i'm definitely not doing it. nick: he had his moment. it's time to restore the natural order of things. going to the real one in charge? i don't think so. that's because you don't know him like i do. i probably shouldn't be telling you, you should figure it out for yourself. loudly declaring your unconditional love for me and your complete rejection of the others would be a very promising place to start.

ZARA: yes it has been that long. you know how i know? i went back in our text thread and the last thing you sent me was a picture of your breakfast ZARA: i will always demand attention very aggressively. why? because it clearly works ZARA: aw, shucks. making me blush here, jonas. keep it up and i might send your daughter even more presents than i already have ZARA: one hug? i'm going to velcro myself to you in said one hug, so it'll be like a ten hour hug ZARA: bet you didn't think of that, ha!

NICK: oh right... that is very me. nothing says "i've been thinking of you" quite like a photo of scrambled eggs. i wish i could tell you there was a deeper meaning behind it, but i probably just thought you had to see it. NICK: wow. so your secret is just relentless persistence? i have to respect it. i don't know whether i should encourage it or start hiding. NICK: hang on a minute... my daughter gets all the presents and i get what exactly? a heartfelt handshake? i see how it is. i've officially been replaced in your affections by a tiny human. i can't even compete with that. NICK: mmmm as long as you let me breathe... we'll be fine.

mnijungkook: aw aww.... 😞😞 @/nickjonas

nickjonas: i forgive but never forget………… 🙄 @.mnijungkook

joejonas: free tickets for anyone who says i’m the favorite and means it. 🤭

nickjonas: he's lying, you guys @.joejonas

joe: i don't actually. so you've got the old soul and now the older body, too. joe: shut up. joe: good, let's do it. i'm not worried. joe: also, speaking of the pod, we need a rule that we can't be having guests when it's just you in the studio again. talk about traumatizing.

nick: at least i can parallel park. nick: no. nick: well, you should be. all your lies are gonna be out in the open. nick: it's only happened once and i'm sure mika enjoyed not having to see your face in person, she was definitely stuck with the better one of us.

ariana: i did. there was a moment i was asking myself why the hell i decided to have a show on the day but it ended up being perfect. ariana: who knows? maybe the twin would be the nice version. please tell me you're sitting down right now. ariana: if you change your mind and give it a go, you'll have my full faith. ariana: i wish everyone thought that way. but wow, putting all the pressure on me? let me do some thinking then actually and see what i can come up with. does that mean both of us are the beauty then? and how is it a bold choice? pretty sure kevin had himself a lot of love after he showed off that he can sing. people probably dropped you and joe instantly after that. that's fine. i'll just have kevin, MY FAVORITE, un-ban me.

nick: i don't think there's a much better way to spend your birthday than doing what you love with all those people celebrating alongside you. nick: in that case, i'd like a trade. i'm not, but when your message notification pops up from now on, i'll make sure i'm sitting down first. nick: thank you, thank you... i might just apologize soon. nick: i always thought you were both, but hey, maybe i was wrong! hey now, let's not get carried away. we'll graciously allow him his victory lap... and then i'll be reclaiming my title of favorite shortly after. so you're trying to go over my head? that's adorable. when i tell him there's an official ban in place, he'll fold immediately. brotherhood comes first, grande. you're going to have to earn your way back in.

nick: don't act like you don't get them, you're older so… nick: stop exposing yourself, joseph. nick: sounds false to me. we're bringing a human lie detector next to the pod, i gotta ask them a loooot of things.

LUKE: i'm not sure if that should scare me or excite me. riding the fine line of both. wait, i think i saw something about that. congrats to frankie on winning the cyrus family in the split. when's the last time you spoke to miley? i'm being nosy. :)) LUKE: 4? holy shit, those years went by fast. how's your little one doing these days? wish my tour only lasted 7 days bc that sounds like heaven. glad to hear that, man. think you'll be doing a bigger one anytime soon or was that enough for you? you're in luck because our la show is on july 11th. sending those tickets over rn!

NICK: i'll let you decide that. i'd be a little scared, to be fair. joe can be terrifying... to me, anyway. what a prick! i'm kidding, obviously... i know they did that film together and became best mates, where's the loyalty to the older brother? it's disgraceful, really. i don't know... 2007? nah, we did speak after that, but we mostly kept our distance. nothing against her whatsoever. i've always thought she's incredibly talented, i love her music. NICK: time flew, man! she's doing good. four is such a funny age because they're old enough to notice that things have changed, even if they don't fully understand why. well, seven is the magic number, isn't it? it honestly felt like heaven. it definitely won't be the last. i'm already looking forward to doing another solo tour when the timing's right. oh, i'll be there!