"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
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"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"

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Savior Complex - Chapter 6 - Tears of the Kingdom [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 6/7 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Link & Puppet Link Additional Tags: takes place during the events of totk, Talking Link (Legend of Zelda), Gloom (Legend of Zelda), gloom spawn - Freeform, gloom puppets, gloomed Link, Puppet link - Freeform, Temporary Character Death, Link's casual disregard for his own well-being Series: Part 2 of Imposter Syndrome
Summary: What makes a monster and what makes a hero? The question seems so simple, Link has never had any reason to think about it. But as he chases an enemy with mysterious intentions across Hyrule, he finds the question concerns him more and more.
Preview:
Gloom oozed up around the demon sword, eroding whatever magic the fusion used. The sword clattered to the ground and then was engulfed. Link held steady. The gloom bubbled and began to take the shape of a person, features slowly refining. Pointed ears, champion's leathers, all the details down to the eyelashes and fingernails etched in glutinous black and red. And then the gloom began to drain away and the puppet emerged, eyes closed, on its back with the sword in its scabbard beneath it.
Link rested the point of the Master Sword at the hollow of its throat and the puppet's eyes flew open.
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The Dragon of Light, Totk.
Savior Complex - Chapter 6 - Tears of the Kingdom [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 6/7 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Link & Puppet Link Additional Tags: takes place during the events of totk, Talking Link (Legend of Zelda), Gloom (Legend of Zelda), gloom spawn - Freeform, gloom puppets, gloomed Link, Puppet link - Freeform, Temporary Character Death, Link's casual disregard for his own well-being Series: Part 2 of Imposter Syndrome
Summary: What makes a monster and what makes a hero? The question seems so simple, Link has never had any reason to think about it. But as he chases an enemy with mysterious intentions across Hyrule, he finds the question concerns him more and more.
Preview:
Gloom oozed up around the demon sword, eroding whatever magic the fusion used. The sword clattered to the ground and then was engulfed. Link held steady. The gloom bubbled and began to take the shape of a person, features slowly refining. Pointed ears, champion's leathers, all the details down to the eyelashes and fingernails etched in glutinous black and red. And then the gloom began to drain away and the puppet emerged, eyes closed, on its back with the sword in its scabbard beneath it.
Link rested the point of the Master Sword at the hollow of its throat and the puppet's eyes flew open.
Read on AO3
Are you in this picture? Join me in a Finish Your WIP 2026 challenge — low stakes, when you can, any fandom or none, digital or analog. Tell your friends! Help a languishing, unfinished project out!
Schedule:
Finish Your WIP Tailgating Session :: July 31 - August 2, 2026
Finish Your WIP For Real :: August 7 - 9, 2026
Participation:
Set aside some time for writing and/or drawing
Actually write and/or draw
Extras:
Share a sneak peek with friends and community here on tumblr, discord, over text, whatever, your choice
Support/cheerlead/reblog others participating in the challenge
How to Win:
You win if you finish your WIP. Congratulations!
About:
The aim of this challenge is to motivate through community (and with low stakes in our busy lives) to actually finish that fucking WIP. The Tailgating session will be for whoever can show up a week before the main event. The Finish For Real session is the challenge deadline.
I plan on utilizing writing sprints! Let me know if you're interested in joining and I'll send off a ping on tumblr and discord.
This is a very strike-while-the-iron's-hot type of event with no formal planning and hardly any rules. Bring your WIPs and positive attitude and if we have no challenge winners then I guess we'll have to schedule another event. Oh well.
One week until the tailgating session kicks off; see you then!
[Image from Obvious Plant with a woman lamenting how she can never finish anything and has no follow through]

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this is what happens when they cut "When Love is Gone" from the Muppet Christmas Carol smh
walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck
[[snippet time! i'm super late for wip wednesday but it is what it is]]
He and Mona have been mapping out the outer ring for multiple days in a row now, with little to no progress or clues uncovered. It was demoralizing, to say the least. There was just far too much land to cover with their pitiful two man team--even with a nine man team if Joker were to humble himself.
The only upside are the items, plentiful in their rant of usefulness, as though they’d been discarded at random. Some feel like something Joker should’ve gotten as a prize for robbing a boss enemy, while others are as mundane as an herb, hardly effective enough to heal a medium-sized cut.
The hours are beginning to stack, however, and the looming palace center in the distance isn’t getting any closer, much to Joker’s mounting frustration. He ruffles up his damp hair with a grunt, Morgana hops between the wrecked and water damaged buildings and picks clean what is usable and what can be sold.
When they’re shifting through the mists, Joker sometimes swears he sees a shadow passing underfoot of their gliding gondola. For his own sanity, he chooses to chalk the hallucination up to the whistling silence and his overactive imagination. It’s more for false comfort than anything, so far his instincts have never been wrong.
Nothing’s attacked them yet, at least.
pov the world is on fire and the wol just showed up in a lovely dress
unrealistic to me that at no point during Jason's time in the League of Assassins was there a period of Ra's desperately trying to figure out what the fuck brought Jason back to life inside that coffin and that at no point was there a conversation that was like,
Jason, on a medical table for the twelfth experiment that day: how do we even know it was me, though?
Ra's: what do you mean?
Jason, shrugging: like- maybe i was just in a magic coffin. maybe it had nothing to do with me, maybe it was my environment. have you ever read the book 'pet cemetery'?
Ra's:
Ra's: *squints deeply*
Ra's: no. if it was the graveyard then you wouldn't be the only person that came back to life. you're being ridiculous.
Jason: i dunno. maybe it was just that one specific patch of grass.
Ra's:
Ra's: hm.
Bruce finds out Jason came back to life way earlier than planned because halfway through patrol he gets an alert of a disturbance at Gotham Cemetery and when he and Tim get there it's to see Jason and Ra's in the dark with headlamps on next to Jason's now dug-up grave, dirt everywhere as Jason holds a shovel and Ra's holds the corpse of a dead chicken over the hole, ready to lower it, surrounded by league assassins either standing guard or holding notebooks and pens for if something actually happens and Ra's wants to take notes.
Damian is in the car with the window cracked wrapped in Jason's jacket and tiredly playing temple run on Jason's phone while he waits for them to be done so they can go home. when he sees Bruce arrive he sighs loudly and does up the window. Batman and Robin land in the graveyard and everybody freezes like the scene in ratatouille when the humans catch the rats in the kitchen, and it takes Jason two solid weeks to convince Bruce that no, they were not trying to replace his corpse with a chicken, they were doing science-

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5 0 Y E A R S A G O
Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩🚀🌛
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown
BREAKFAST
majestic.
Savior Complex - Chapter 5 - Tears of the Kingdom [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 5/7 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Link & Puppet Link Additional Tags: takes place during the events of totk, Talking Link (Legend of Zelda), Gloom (Legend of Zelda), gloom spawn - Freeform, gloom puppets, gloomed Link, Puppet link - Freeform, Temporary Character Death, Link's casual disregard for his own well-being Series: Part 2 of Imposter Syndrome
Summary: What makes a monster and what makes a hero? The question seems so simple, Link has never had any reason to think about it. But as he chases an enemy with mysterious intentions across Hyrule, he finds the question concerns him more and more.
Preview:
The thing surged out from the dark, dragging the dark with it, and attacked, sword raised. Link barely got his own blade up in time to block. He was holding the shield Purah had made him in reserve, for now, but he would be ready in case this thing got its hands on him.
The puppet fought with a silent, vicious implacability. If Purah's trap really had almost killed it, there was no sign of that now. It was faster than it had been, stronger.
So was Link. They clashed, over and over, the fight growing more brutal as it became clear how evenly matched they were and each sought some small advantage. The puppet kicked Link through a pile of lumber, readied by the construction crews. Link peppered it with arrows of all kinds. The puppet nicked Link with its unholy sword and Link nicked it with his holy one and both wounds steamed and hissed.
Read on AO3

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Savior Complex - Chapter 5 - Tears of the Kingdom [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 5/7 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Link & Puppet Link Additional Tags: takes place during the events of totk, Talking Link (Legend of Zelda), Gloom (Legend of Zelda), gloom spawn - Freeform, gloom puppets, gloomed Link, Puppet link - Freeform, Temporary Character Death, Link's casual disregard for his own well-being Series: Part 2 of Imposter Syndrome
Summary: What makes a monster and what makes a hero? The question seems so simple, Link has never had any reason to think about it. But as he chases an enemy with mysterious intentions across Hyrule, he finds the question concerns him more and more.
Preview:
The thing surged out from the dark, dragging the dark with it, and attacked, sword raised. Link barely got his own blade up in time to block. He was holding the shield Purah had made him in reserve, for now, but he would be ready in case this thing got its hands on him.
The puppet fought with a silent, vicious implacability. If Purah's trap really had almost killed it, there was no sign of that now. It was faster than it had been, stronger.
So was Link. They clashed, over and over, the fight growing more brutal as it became clear how evenly matched they were and each sought some small advantage. The puppet kicked Link through a pile of lumber, readied by the construction crews. Link peppered it with arrows of all kinds. The puppet nicked Link with its unholy sword and Link nicked it with his holy one and both wounds steamed and hissed.
Read on AO3
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat