I just wanna make you smile

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

I post for the girls who make very bad first impressions, girls that can’t maintain eye contact, girls that are severely incapable of making conversation, and girls that never think before they speak.

my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

the fact that there is a clear leader on this incomprehensible set of choices says something. not sure what though

January was a tough year but we made it

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

netflix is about to lose so many subscribers. like they think blocking password sharing is the answer when in reality they're almost exclusively hurting pissed off families with split living situations & people who don't have constant access to wifi. these people and the people they shared their pw with are not going to be like "aw darn well better make another account for my son in college and pay double now :)" they're gonna say "well this fucking sucks and isn't worth the money anymore" and CANCEL Netflix ahdhdjakajajdjsjakssjsj

Reblog to tank netflix

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (: