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Undergoing complicated groundbreaking surgery to remove the washboard abs from a character and replace them with stomach rolls

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search