Shinitai

That’s fine until you get a spiral horse

Those dumb fuckers don’t even know about Corkscrew Horse

Corkse

Goofy walks into the men’s changing room

Honestly out of all the extremely stupid reblog chains I’ve been a part of on this website this one is by far my favorite. I think we did a great job here and should hit the showers.

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

Legit surprised this isn’t a blaze post

I don't need to pay staff to do numbers on this website

We got em good everybody!!

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

completely normal lockpickinglawyer video

having a child in nyc is a human rights violation at this point

If you’re going to talk about “Russian oligarchs” (which you should, because public life in Russia is dominated by corrupt billionaires), then you need to also normalize use of the term “American oligarchs”, since the USA has a higher Gini coefficient than Russia does.

Going to bring this back since apparently the infamous American oligarch Michael Bloomberg is pitching a hissy fit about people pointing out that he’s an oligarch.

the CIA axed op’s link, but the gini coefficient is a commonly used economic measurement like GDP, except for economic inequality.

me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks

me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks