Because sometimes we need to be unhinged

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

See, I'd probably want to be that kind of villain, but also one that is trying to make the world a better place. Like "I will force them to make other flavors for mouthwash besides mint" but also, "my evil base is 100% disability accessable and has non-hostile architecture" and, "My henchpeople will get full medical coverage by the insurance provider, and I will make sure they know their options"

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

MY SON IS HAPPY

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i have a suggestion

Little freaks

They all have some strange charms, especially quarks

Happy 24th anniversary to Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Legally Blonde

Where and when is the crossover?