Fluffy Bitch

It's kinda funny that whoever shot that health insurance CEO really solved the trolley problem irl.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

@ashley-applesauce @elena-real

@ashley-applesauce @elena-real

construction job from a girl with massive blueprints

Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy