take our hands out of control

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

Pokemon Heritage Post

timmy turner dad and dinkaburg was on sight

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny