the artist formerly known as frogykaleb

finally got some new vinyls for my record player :3

I love making dinner that is just some white rice and some bullshit

who up #figging they newton

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i got left at home with no enrichment for 12 hours and now there's a pint of caramelized onions and over a gallon of chicken stock

thinking back to when I was 10 and wayyy into Harry Potter and my class surmised, without bothering to fact check, that JK Rowling was probably dead bc Harry Potter was written so long ago (the last book was like. 11 years old at that point) and you know what ? i wish

i wanted to plant marigolds and today is my day off so I decided to go ahead and flip the garden bed in front of my house so I could plant the seedlings in a few days. Sudden and pronounced chest pain is my reward

My roommates dog, who is scared to be more than 2 feet from anyone at all times. The dog who doesn't go in the back yard by himself ever. That dog. That dog decided that running out the front door into the night in a tornado watch at 9:40 pm was the best idea he ever had. I love him so much and I'm glad he's home safe. I'm so mad at him and he's so stupid.

Not now, kitten. Daddy's counting 5 things he can see, 4 things he can touch, 3 things he can hear, 2 things he can taste, and 1 thing he can smell.

my coworkers today were surprised that I listen to music in spanish. like I get that I'm a no sabo but damn . y'all fr think I don't know ball ??

not now kitten, daddy is considering permanent solutions to temporary problems