the weiner soldier

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

#RepealTheEight won in Ireland.

All of you out there supporting planned parenthood should really remember what the woman who founded them said…. just saying. Do not stand with PP

As in “we don’t want people thinking this because it’s not true.”

A woman dressed in a traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt holds her cat as she take part in an embroidered shirt parade in central Kiev, Ukraine, on May 27, 2017. Gleb Garanich

So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera

my last brain cell after 4 vodka sodas at the goth gay bar

As they left, she turned to Sansa. “Another lesson you should learn, if you hope to sit beside my son. Be gentle on a night like this and you’ll have treasons popping up all about you like mushrooms after a hard rain. The only way to keep your people loyal is to make certain they fear you more than they do the enemy.“ “I will remember, Your Grace,” said Sansa, though she had always heard that love was a surer route to the people’s loyalty than fear. If I am ever a queen, I’ll make them love me. — Sansa VI, A Storm of Swords

Florida Man, also his secret superhero identity 

British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant ”

This is without a doubt the best author’s note I’ve ever read. 

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

#about me

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.