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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

Something very biblical about this

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

you ever been milked big time?

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison