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Why donβt we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

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i like trying to guess the dojo theme because it has no stakes. As i see it it can be something like the Beauty Dojo (wigs, + kooby with the makeup could be in there) or itβs like, the Friendship Dojo (because trashy, nubert, and the sphere are 3 creatures who all talk about making and having friends). maybe its the FRIEND DOJO and its like ragebait jumpscares. weβll have to see
mew mew 2β¦. d-d-d-DARKNESS?
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fanon!tenna is literally the dead wife who dies to motivate her husband but that husband is a spam email who literally wants said wife to die and suffer (kill your tv, etc) so it's like people have had to reverse engineer any passable way for that guy to have Any sympathetic motivation whatsoever and in doing so have invented jakey4jakey yaoislop of the week that's just a misogynistic trope plastered over 2 run of the mill cliche men who are wearing the skins of the characters they're supposed to actually be.
its actually SoSorry in there and this is toby meta about the kickstarter
originally i was fully joking but the more i thought about it the more i became convinced it was on purpose LOL. in a chapter that uses gerson to interrogate undertale meta/writing, perfectionism, and originality to also nod to the creation of undertale itself makes sense....
and toby dealing with this person who paid a lot of money for their fatfur fetish content proxy oc to be in the game like... the kickstarter tier format did inherently create a problem where toby was literally beholden to the donators' wishes and to make them work within his vision of the game and in this one case with SoSorry it literally did cause like... a literal moral dilemma that began in development, got to the point where he tried to Allegedly refund the guy, and then it continued months after the release of the game. i think SoSorry is an example of toby seriously having to deal with a lack of individual control over his game and i see that in the broader theme of ch4.
"KRIS, THERE YOU ARE. THE PATIENTS ARE WAITING FOR YOU."
"THEY SAY ART IS THERAPEUTIC ... WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THE PATIENT, ANYWAY?"
"WELL, YOU GOT PAID, DIDN'T YOU?"
you have so many good posts. i love reblogging and liking them all so much. wowowowoow
papyrus voice WOWIE WOW! always feel free. you know, i always know i'm doing something right mettatonwise when it gets the Teal Stamp of Approval.
i'm starting to wonder if the chapter 4 philosophers actually have clues for us or if they represent like a meta take on the fans who obsess over little details in order to try and piece together the story but ultimately fall for red herrings and distractions, bc WHAT is this
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can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
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op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
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also, on the topic of weird queen deltarune takes I've seen that personally have been bugging me. because being wrong about a character online somewhere I can read is a most greivous sin. I think we all need to put our personal beliefs behind us and agree that queen deltarune would love chatgpt. she would be saying "Lightners Love My Algorhythmically Generated And Factually Incorrect Articles" and things of this nature. I know it's hard to accept, but if you look inward you will find that you already know it to be the truth
i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.
this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.
i'll be comin' for your love, ok?
building off of previous ch4 use of fairytales + general genre reference talk; is there something to be said about the fact that ch2 has noelle locked away in a castle by a mother figure looking out the window awaiting rescue (rapunzel), ch3 has toriel as a slumbering maiden (sleeping beauty), and we're going into ch5 with two beauty and the beast references towards asgore specifically already having been made
its actually SoSorry in there and this is toby meta about the kickstarter

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the phrasing here being "King or Prince" as opposed to "King or Queen" and the emphasis on princesses as attainable prizes sleeping soundly just out of reach that the soldiers must strive for the hands of is really a sneaky move.
the cuptains have this almost futile drive to climb up to their m'ladies for the simple reason that the princesses are "waiting for them," eternally acting out the trope of the fairytale, the story as it "should" play out.
chapter 4 is the third chapter in a row where the secondary motive is essentially "save the kidnapped girl/woman" - we've had noelle kidnapped by queen in ch2, toriel asleep and imprisoned by tenna in ch3, undyne kidnapped by the knight at the end of ch3, and at this point in ch4, susie unquestionably believes that toriel is in danger again right now. after three chapters which have conditioned you to view "reaching the princess and saving her" as a goal, the great subversion at the end of this chapter is that toriel wasn't even in danger to begin with, and susie is almost disappointed by that fact, because she couldn't swoop in and save her. i find that veeerryy Clues and Interesting. right now we have undyne in the persistent position of damselhood and this narrative undercurrent that she needs to be saved. we have asgore's chapter coming up (guy who thinks he can get the girl if he keeps bothering her enough). chapter 5 is likely to continue to build on some of these themes.... muhaha
Sometimes I think about johny test, and how anyone who has seen that show isn't alive anymore