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That one quote from The Stanley Parable, huh?
thought it fits.

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Norway's Olympic team ended up with 15,000 eggs -- 13,500 more than expected -- because of a translation error that was made in the order.
The chefs for Norwayâs Olympic team ordered 1,500 eggs.
What they got was 15,000 eggs.
With Norway boasting a team of 109 competitors, the teamâs chefs placed a bulk order for eggs from a local store. The order was apparently lost in translation, however, and they received a bumper batch â some 13,500 more than expected.
âThere was literally no end to the delivery,â chef Stale Johansen said. âAbsolutely unbelievable.â
The chefs have since been allowed to return their excess produce, with Aftenposten attributing the original mistake to a mix up with Googleâs translation tool.
Although the excess eggs have been sent back, the Norway team can still expect plenty of egg-based dishes.
âThere will be omelets, boiled and fried eggs and smoked salmon with scrambled eggs,â Johansen told Aftenposten. âAnd we hope there will be a lot of sugar bread made for medal winners. We have made our provisions for that.â
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Saw this Sonic balloon model when I was in the city a few days ago.
I spent ten years building up a following on Tumblr. I had 30k+ followers, great engagement, it helped my career thrive like nothing else. I could quit my day job and live off the fan base Iâd accrued.
Then, their policies changed. Half my work was no longer allowed. People left the site in droves. I left too, for awhile. I came back to a ghost town. I still have 25k followers, but I donât think more than 10% are active anymore. Iâm followed by ghosts. Same with DeviantArt, although I was never quite as big there, and Iâve been gone so much longer.
This disallowed half of my work was never allowed on Facebook in the first place, or Instagram, but their algorithms are such that my stuff rarely makes it to anyoneâs feeds, and if I post a link to where people could actually pay me for my content, itâs hidden unless I pay for it. Patreon swept my work away to a dark corner where no one could see it unless I personally guided them there. Twitch is so strict you canât even show bare feet. The death of Google Reader means nobody follows RSS feeds anymore, so I canât direct people to my own site.
So thereâs Twitter I guess, where I can post whatever I want, but again, algorithms. But more than that, I donât have the energy to build up a following once again on a site I donât own that can delete my career on a whim. The thought of spending time jumping around through hoops for attention just to have it taken away again has stripped any motivation I had to try.
The internet has been gentrified. All the small cute houses and mom & pop shops have been shut down and replaced by big corporations that control everything. Iâve been making webcomics for twenty years, and at the start, the internet was a beautiful wild place. Everyone had a home page. It was like having a house and people came to visit you and you would visit other people in their houses. Now, we donât visit each other in personal spaces anymore. Itâs like we have to visit each other in the aisles of a megamart. Everything is clean and sanitized and the weirdos who made the internet what it was are no longer welcome. No space for freaks anymore.
People still ask me for advice on how to break into comics, and I donât have any wisdom because I donât recognize the internet anymore. I donât feel comfortable working within its boundaries which seems to be getting smaller and smaller and smaller. None of the tools I used when I started exist anymore. Theyâve been replaced by things I donât know how to use. I donât think I could break into comics today. 2002 had so few barriers compared to now. You might have started on Keenspace, but you could reach a point where you could break away to your own site and people would go to it. Now, you start on Webtoon or Patreon and I guess you just stay there? It feels so much like owning a hardware store for years and then having to go work as a cashier at the Home Depot that put you out of business. Iâm looking at my career trajectory and it all points to being a Wal-Mart greeter with uncontrolled arthritis.
I donât want to make âcontent,â I want to make comics, I want to make art, and I want to do it in a space that is mine. Iâm not sure thereâs a place for that anymore.

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Lord Hater:Â *trips and falls*
Lord Hater:Â HELP ME, PEEPERS!!!
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tape casette recorders are compatible with literally every. single. thing. im out here living in 2095.
things you can record (audio only), simply by lying to your computer, telling it that the tape recorder is actually a set of headphones:
discord call
podcast
documentary
radio and internet radio
music, from any source. without having to download it at all.
music you make on virtual pianos/etc
noteworthy news items (fireside esque, interviews, huge events)
stand-up comedy
rented or borrowed media
any other sound your pc can produce
and with a VCR you could do all of this AND have the visuals as well⌠but an audio cassette recorder is a good place to start, since theyâre small and simple. I would not recommend a boombox, because those are large and nowadays all very, very bad quality.
Now you may be saying âhow is any of this helpful, I want a digital fileâŚâ hereâs the fucking magic. You go into Audacity (free program), and lie to it that the tape recorder is really a microphone. Then you hit record on Audacity, and hit play on the tape, and let it play at regular speed. Trim and export the digital file, and youâre doing gangbusters. Youâre cooking with gas. Youâre thinking with portals. Youâve won the internet.
Congratulations, you can âpirateâ* anything you want, and literally no one can catch you, because youâre not downloading in the traditional sense. Youâre streaming to an external device, and that device is recording what it receives. Itâs exactly like taping a live tv show to a VHS. This is a very low-key and non-strenuous task for the computer, since your tape recorder does all the work.
*Is this piracy? No. Well- itâs time shifting. Sort of. Tell it to my Steely Dan albums. Tell it to my The Sims: Hot Date VG Soundtrack album.
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That feeling when the age of gifting mixtapes and listening to /broadcasting FM and shortwave pirate radio is coming so close again that you can almost taste it.
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PSA, as we enter a recession (or are already in one, depending on who you ask)...
now is NOT the time to join a multilevel marketing business.
it's never the time (because they're pyramid schemes) but now is ESPECIALLY not the time, and they're gonna be out in full force trying to recruit people, especially if we start seeing widespread lay offs
If someone wants to offer you a "job opportunity" but won't tell you the name of the company, RUN
if a company requires you to purchase a starter kit, FUCKING RUN
if someone invites you to an "opportunity call" or otherwise pitches this "opportunity" to you, and it's just a whole bunch of love-bombing and motivational speaking, RUN
if you cannot "rank up" in the company without recruiting more people to your team (aka downline), RUN
if you already joined one, cut your losses and quit now. seriously
if your friends/family join them, do not buy from them, even if it's just to support them... buying from people who join MLMs gives them false confidence that they will succeed, and it keeps them in longer, and ultimately they will lose more money, and probably damage a lot of their relationships along the way
99% of people either make no money, or worse, LOSE money, in multilevel marketing. They're scams and commercial cults and the "recession proof industry" marketing campaigns are already well underway, especially in MLMs that are currently on the brink of collapse (like Monat)
don't be fooled. there is no opportunity. it's not a job. it's a scam
(also, watch out for their alternate names... network marketing and social selling are just synonyms for multilevel marketing.)
Eta: if you're not sure if a company is an MLM, Google it. There's an entire database online for this. Search "is [X] an mlm" and if it is, you'll find a wealth of information about how their scams work.
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@ people who think Kirby only cares about food: how does that L taste?

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FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic