a lukewarm bottle of v8

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

reblog to make someone bisexual

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

me & my messed-up sleep schedule vs the world.

in hungarian one of the words for bumblebee is dongó. anyways whenever a song has the phrase "baby don't go" in its lyrics (surprisingly often), i close my eyes to savor the beautiful picture it has painted in my mind's eye. bébidongó.... baby bumblebee 🐝

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you