a lukewarm bottle of v8

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

They Rolls up into a Ball!

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!

Okay, good news first, it's quite a bit brighter.

Also, I located the canary, so that's a positive.

However,

Smell of lilacs wafting on spring breeze incident 10 smiled 7 filled with joy

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

Color theory: there are several colors

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

i really like that this got the attention it did because the idea of this little bird getting dragged for an inconsequential slip up in ways that he cannot begin to comprehend is really funny to me