Jules of Nature
çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor
romaâ
shark vs the universe
@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
Cosimo Galluzzi
titsay
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
if i look back, i am lost
Kaledo Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Brazil
seen from Iraq
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Ireland
seen from Switzerland
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Slovakia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
@solarpowerspork
how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing heâll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor
patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now
get fucking rekt OP
he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that
yes but itâs like the most Powerful voice to exist
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing Iâve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!
and look what he said
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ
this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
full offense but likeâŚ. ladies and gentlemenâŚ. this is mambo number 5
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Still donât know what fortnite is about
Like. Supposedly itâs really popular? The numbers donât lie. But I havenât seen or heard a single person actively talk about or recommend it. Itâs got that weird combination of incredible success and zero cultural impact.
Like James Cameronâs Avatar
Ant-Man and the Wasp Respond to IGN Comments.
this is a harvest mouse appreciation post
literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz
tiny bean ! friendly bean
they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u
if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song
just look at this tiny nugget !!!
harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators
tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !
momma with itty puffs
kisses !! 1 hit KO
they are literally too small how dare
harvest mice !!!
harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harv e s t m i c e !! ! !!!
thankyou for your time
@cuttuni
SDV as John Mulaney quotes
Vincent: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
Elliot: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy.
Pam: This is an on-fire garbage can. âŚCould be a nursery.
Farmer: Excuse me, Iâm new in town and it gets worse.
Sebastian: You know how Iâm filled with rage? Iâm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.
Sam: My Dad loved us. He just didnât care about our general happiness or self esteem.
Harvey: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here.
Haley: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.
Emily: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I donât care for that shit at all.
Alex: AhâŚnumbers. The letters of math.
Shane: I also donât want me to be doing what Iâm doing.
Bonus:
Farmer, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Shane: *grabs the bottle and drinks the whole thing*
Shane: Itâs perfume.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
look for the helpersÂ
just a dude & his skateboard
Can we as millennials and gen-zâs collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?
nobody asked for this but the origin of not putting oneâs elbows on the table comes from the late 18th/early 19th century when wooden ships were still used in the navy- sailors would balance their plates between their elbows while eating to keep them from sliding around. because sailors developed a reputation on-land for being uncouth and aggressive, the placing of elbows on the table became associated with such behaviour.
some cultural historians believe it also goes back further, to the middle ages, when large banquet-style meals were served on trestle tables that had no side support. if someone put their elbows on the table, they risked bringing the whole table down with them.
so basically, there is no longer any need to NOT put elbows on the table, and there hasnât been since the advent of steamships.
I love this because now i can smartass the next person who tries to give me shit for it
i donât know if this origin is true or not, but it remains pertinent because of how much real estate youâre taking up. in a banquet type situation, where youâve got lots of people at a long table and several courses worth of silverware, chances are youâre putting your elbows in someone elseâs table setting. which is pretty rude.
like most etiquette rules, âno elbows on the tableâ is silly when taken as an Unbreakable Universal Commandment, but pretty sensible when taken as something to keep an eye on in social settings.
⌠and thereâs also the reason my mom gave me for the rule when i was a kid, which was, âjesse, you just got your sleeve in the butter again.â
itâs a fair point.
a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:
quick suggestion
let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment
The unholy trinity.
weird how people say âice rinkâ even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rinkÂ
roller rinkâŚâŚ
clearly a ârinkâ is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear
Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.
meet me in the fucking renk
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Animal Crossing Pocket Camp before December: Everyone is wearing cute and stylish clothing that expresses themselves in the way they choose to.
Animal Crossing Pocket Camp now:
âchuffed doesnt mean what you think it meansâ
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what the hell
This makes me really chuffed
This post is quite egregious
Well Iâm nonplussed by this whole post.
goddamnit.
all of you go to hell
And you wonder why i am boggled at times
These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.
Why the fuck do these exist
One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition.Â
Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.
speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isnât it beautiful.
That is literally what happened.
