i don't think that it's people like you or me

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

Excuse me I'm extremely normal about The Character. Yes I got a stomachache thinking about them in passing and needed to lie down for a bit before I felt well enough to go about the rest of my day. But apart from that I'm completely and utterly normal about them.

@solar93

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uh oh

Reblog if you made good friends on internet and you wish you lived next to them.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

@solar93

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

@solar93